111

[Classik]

Dad says: "My little daughter!"
;)Daughter says: "Daddy!"
Dad says: "What are these numbers: 999, 888, 777, 666, 555, 444, 333, 222 and 111?"

;)Daughter begins, and says:
"999 = nine hundred and ninety-nine
888 = eight hundred and eighty-eight
777 = seven hundred and seventy-seven
666 = six hundred and sixty-six
555 = five hundred and fifty-five
444 = four hundred and forty-four
333 = three hundred and thirty-three
222 = two hundred and twenty-two."

She pauses, looks at the father, dismay and confusion on her face, she says:

"And 111 = one hundred and onety-one."

 

[God's_gift]

hehehe cute:p


Missionary's horse

There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on
the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back
to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for
directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?"
The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure, ok."
So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts
walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and the horse
starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse
just takes off. Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's
doing everything he can to make the horse stop.
"Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!"
Finally he remembers, "Amen!!"
The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God."


:p

 

[Classik]

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny