A Second Important Survey to Prove That I Am Innocent

[Vince]

In a previous survey, I had explained how a succulent piece of chicken had called my name, luring me into eating it. It appears that other men have had similar experiences, but most women have not. So here's the new survey question:

Have you ever heard a piece of food calling you by name?

Please tell us if you are male or female in your reply.

 

[johnny botwright]

All i can say is stay away from alephbetical spaggetti or cereals, does appear you may have been framed. johnny

 

[l'Chante]

I'm not sure what you mean by 'calling you by your name'? Are you referring to spinach lasagna which double cheese seductively whispering in my ear, chocolate chip cookies calling my name in desperation, or a slab of chocolate demanding to be devoured? :

 

[Vince]

Hmmm. Interesting. L'Chante is a woman, yet she too has heard evil foods calling her by name.

 

[handy]

I don't recall a food ever calling me by my name.

However, I have been known to rescue poor, hot Krispy Kreme donuts that have been taken from their natural habitat and manhandled into a terrifying wax paper bag.

I rescue them and hide them in a safe, warm place! :nod

 

[Vince]

Actually, Dora, I have a theory to explain your post. It is possible that the Krispy Kreme donuts WERE calling your name, but only men can hear them.

 

[jasoncran]

I don't recall a food ever calling me by my name.

However, I have been known to rescue poor, hot Krispy Kreme donuts that have been taken from their natural habitat and manhandled into a terrifying wax paper bag.

I rescue them and hide them in a safe, warm place! :nod

lol, and so do cops.

 

[jasoncran]

In a previous survey, I had explained how a succulent piece of chicken had called my name, luring me into eating it. It appears that other men have had similar experiences, but most women have not. So here's the new survey question:

Have you ever heard a piece of food calling you by name?

Please tell us if you are male or female in your reply.

pizza! i hear it call me daily and once a week. i must feast.

male btw.

 

[Mike]

Are you referring to spinach lasagna which double cheese seductively whispering in my ear

Elaine sat next to Vegetable Lasagna on a plane in a Seinfeld Episode once. He spoke to her.

Ya gotta be a Seinfeld junky to get the reference.

 

[Mike]

Elaine sat next to Vegetable Lasagna on a plane in a Seinfeld Episode once. He spoke to her.

Ya gotta be a Seinfeld junky to get the reference.

I just have to bump myself and give myself a pat on the back. This has to be among the most perfectly placed, yet obscure, Seinfeld resets in the history of this crazy world!

Good one, me!

 

[Vince]

pizza! i hear it call me daily and once a week. i must feast.

male btw.

Do you see what I'm saying, Ladies? You don't realize what we men have to go through!

 

[l'Chante]

Actually, Dora, I have a theory to explain your post. It is possible that the Krispy Kreme donuts WERE calling your name, but only men can hear them.

You mean like only dogs can hear dog whistles?

 

[Vince]

You mean like only dogs can hear dog whistles?

I don't think that would apply. Dogs don't eat dog whistles.

 

[l'Chante]

:biglol :toofunny

 

[johnny botwright]

i once watched a short film, in the film it demostrated this guys down fall was caused by his hands, his hands were in control, and every thing eles followed.

 

[elijah23]

In a previous survey, I had explained how a succulent piece of chicken had called my name, luring me into eating it. It appears that other men have had similar experiences, but most women have not. So here's the new survey question:

Have you ever heard a piece of food calling you by name?

Please tell us if you are male or female in your reply.

I have had a piece of chicken call me by name, but it called me by the wrong name.

I am male.

 

[Vince]

Hmmm. Elijah, is it possible that the chicken was calling somebody else?

Of course, if it had been me, I would have eaten the chicken anyway, so as not to take any chances.

 

[elijah23]

There was no one else in the room. I think it was one of these chickens that doesn't bother to remember your name.

 

[Vince]

I can't believe what my wife did! The doctor said that she is not allowed to eat yogurt with sugar in it. And the supermarket had a sale on one kilo of Dannon peach yogurt for only 88 cents! And I bought one, and she ate the whole thing! She claims that it was calling her name. How could anybody come up with such a lame excuse?

 

[Alabaster]

There was no one else in the room. I think it was one of these chickens that doesn't bother to remember your name.

I would've eaten it just to shut it up. With some honey.

(I'm a girl)