After Life Insurance

[humble soul]

Welcome to After Life Insurance. For only 200 dollars a month you can get the policy you've been dreaming of.
Insure your faith!
Just in case God doesn't exist, you get a huge payout. Over a million. Which can be converted to any currency in the after life.
For an extra 200 a month, you can get Heaven Insurance. If Heaven doesn't exist, you get a million dollar payout! Very useful in Hell as I heard it's expensive there.
Insure your future. You never know what will happen after we die.
Insure with afterlife.

 

[for_his_glory]

My future is already insured in Christ Jesus and the payout is worth more than silver or gold.

 

[Bibasiwull]

Wow, this is a really interesting concept! I've never heard of afterlife insurance before. It's definitely worth considering, especially for the peace of mind it could bring.

 

[for_his_glory]

Hi Bibasiwull and welcome to CF

Just to let you know there is no such thing as afterlife monetary insurance.

John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
John 5:25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.
John 5:26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself;
John 5:27 And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man.
John 5:28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
John 5:29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.