Amusing ancedote from this weekend

[faeriecat]

That I thought y'all would appreciate.

Sunday morning it was mid 20s and windy out, quite cold by Georgia standards. We walked into the church to a wall of heat. It was easily 85 in the sanctuary, let alone whatever the stage lights add. We were melty to say the least, because we were all dressed for cold wind.

Get through singing without passing out on stage and go off to take our seats and the preacher gets into his topic of the day, which turns out to be ...

"What Jesus has to say on Hell"

There was much giggling to be had ...

 

[reba]

 

[Claudya]

Did the pastor do that on purpose?

 

[Knotical]

"Hey, pastor, this sermon on hell is inspiring and thought provoking and all, but could we possibly turn the heat down, it is really hot in here."

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

"Hey, pew sitter, do you not get the concept of 'illustration'?" :toofunny

 

[Knotical]

"Hey, I take offense to the term 'pew sitter.' I will have you know I am part of a movement called 'Occupy Bench Seat.'"

 

[faeriecat]

LOL!

It was, apparently, a stuck thermostat not a plot by the pastor.

However, the jokes abounded ...

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

"Hey, I take offense to the term 'pew sitter.' I will have you know I am part of a movement called 'Occupy Bench Seat.'"

I'm sorry. I reject the Occupy Movement on the grounds that they have never occupied anything other than space.

Note to Knot: That is "knot" personal ... I being funny! Aren't I?

 

[Knotical]

I'm sorry. I reject the Occupy Movement on the grounds that they have never occupied anything other than space.

Note to Knot: That is "knot" personal ... I being funny! Aren't I?

What else could you occupy other than space?

I see your pun and raise you an erroneously obstinate reply.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

What else could you occupy other than space?

I see your pun and raise you an erroneously obstinate reply.

Your mind. Your time. um ... I think that's about it, though, now that I think about it.