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Any christian ladies who want to get know me?

AbbeyJoy said:
I know this is from last year but this us soon funny! Haha
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Hey AbbeyJoy,
I'd like to personally thank you for reviving this thread.
I haven't had such a good time in, like, the past 5 years!

Wonder if any chick moved on over to Finland to hear some semi-pro
electronic music while living in a "peaceful" place in east-south Finland.
You know the synonym for peaceful, right? It starts with B, ends with G and
there's an R in the middle.

Wondering
 
wondering said:
Hey AbbeyJoy,
I'd like to personally thank you for reviving this thread.
I haven't had such a good time in, like, the past 5 years!

Wonder if any chick moved on over to Finland to hear some semi-pro
electronic music while living in a "peaceful" place in east-south Finland.
You know the synonym for peaceful, right? It starts with B, ends with G and
there's an R in the middle.

Wondering
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Know idea. I was just looking through the young adult section and saw this... lol kinda remind me when I was in another forum and someone was asking for dates on there..then had a pm from the person asking about me and wanted to know were I lived... kinda creepy.. lol
 
AbbeyJoy said:
Know idea. I was just looking through the young adult section and saw this... lol kinda remind me when I was in another forum and someone was asking for dates on there..then had a pm from the person asking about me and wanted to know were I lived... kinda creepy.. lol
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Well, you're safe with us!
We're a nice Christianly bunch.
Hope you'll be happy with that --

I should print this out...
I could sell it and make some real money...
Get it copyrighted first
So I don't have to share with the ones who actually wrote the jokes.
(would this be a Christianly thing to do??)

W
 
jasonc said:
im wishing for my old America back.
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You and me both, kid....you and me both.
images
 
jasonc said:
lol anytime but now, I know its not a bed of roses but man even under those guys its way better. sorry as I post old photos, old homes and their stories and ww2 history in that thread. I hear the old history of my town and much of it is gone forever. some of it I have lived and remember. some of it was way gone before my time.
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1920s era theatre .orchestra pit intact.

I do remember this placeView attachment 8979
 
wondering said:
Kiwidan,

You're too much. You know how to be a MAN!!!!!

Of course, this means I could never trust you again!

Wondering
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I never said lie. For example, I would not say I weed gardens for an old lady on the weekends for a bit of pocket money, it would be 'im a self employed horticulturalist'.

Thats would not be lying.
 
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kiwidan said:
I never said lie. For example, I would not say I weed gardens for an old lady on the weekends for a bit of pocket money, it would be 'im a self employed horticulturalist'.

Thats would not be lying.
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Yes. Gotcha. I'm good with that.
In biblical language it's called hyperbole - as you well know.

But here's your original post:
You could say without lying that you are a professional music engineer and graphic designer.

Pro or semi pro, it does not matter as its still pro so its not lying. Tell woman what they want to hear. Your a proffesional music engineer and graphic designer, your not just some semi- pro good guy who likes to make electronic music.

I wasn't referring to lying.
I was referring to the above highlighted and underlined.
See? (After all, I AM a girl!!)

LOL!

Wondering
 
wondering said:
Yes. Gotcha. I'm good with that.
In biblical language it's called hyperbole - as you well know.

But here's your original post:
You could say without lying that you are a professional music engineer and graphic designer.

Pro or semi pro, it does not matter as its still pro so its not lying. Tell woman what they want to hear. Your a proffesional music engineer and graphic designer, your not just some semi- pro good guy who likes to make electronic music.

I wasn't referring to lying.
I was referring to the above highlighted and underlined.
See? (After all, I AM a girl!!)

LOL!

Wondering
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Yea I kinda have no excuse for the highlighted that I said above whenever I said it.

Maybe it was a proud moment I was having I have no idea it was so long ago, but we are but men and God sais be truthful, so I guess I should be honest and next time a woman asks if she looks fat, and she does look fat because she is fat, not that I care, I will be honest and say 'yes you do look a bit large', I will be honest and take a slap in the face, or more than likely a hour long speech asking forgiveness and having compassion after making her cry because she thinks shes fat.
 
kiwidan said:
Yea I kinda have no excuse for the highlighted that I said above whenever I said it.

Maybe it was a proud moment I was having I have no idea it was so long ago, but we are but men and God sais be truthful, so I guess I should be honest and next time a woman asks if she looks fat, and she does look fat because she is fat, not that I care, I will be honest and say 'yes you do look a bit large', I will be honest and take a slap in the face, or more than likely a hour long speech asking forgiveness and having compassion after making her cry because she thinks shes fat.
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Lighen up Kiwidan,
I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND!!

W
 
wondering said:
Lighen up Kiwidan,
I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND!!

W
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But I was just being honest and now your saying lighten up. I am light yoked, I never brought up this conversation of old, you did, now you say your just joking around, its a woman thing, you guys always bring up the past to try hold us guilty.
 
kiwidan said:
But I was just being honest and now your saying lighten up. I am light yoked, I never brought up this conversation of old, you did, now you say your just joking around, its a woman thing, you guys always bring up the past to try hold us guilty.
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I'm soooooo confused Kiwidan.

Who's the girl here?
Who's the guy here?

What do you mean, "you guys"?
I thought YOU were the guy here???

W
 
wondering said:
I'm soooooo confused Kiwidan.

Who's the girl here?
Who's the guy here?

What do you mean, "you guys"?
I thought YOU were the guy here???

W
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What, so your not a woman?. You females play too many games. Always turn, say left you say right, say right you say left.
 
kiwidan said:
What, so your not a woman?. You guys play too many games.
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Kiwidan,
This has to end here.
I'm a girl.
I think you're a boy.
This thread was reposted by a new member.
I don't even know HOW to look up old threads.
You made a comment, originally - back in 2015 - that gave me a good laugh.
I commented on it to be funny, but I think you took it seriously and I'm sorry if my wording seemed serious.

BTW, if a girl you know keeps bringing up the past, tell her to forget it and forge ahead.
All we have is today...

Be happy.
Be blessed.

Wondering
 
wondering said:
Kiwidan,
This has to end here.
I'm a girl.
I think you're a boy.
This thread was reposted by a new member.
I don't even know HOW to look up old threads.
You made a comment, originally - back in 2015 - that gave me a good laugh.
I commented on it to be funny, but I think you took it seriously and I'm sorry if my wording seemed serious.

BTW, if a girl you know keeps bringing up the past, tell her to forget it and forge ahead.
All we have is today...

Be happy.
Be blessed.

Wondering
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I never took it seriously, I think it was a context issue.

Have a good day my friend in Christ.
 
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