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Ask me anything! :D

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I want everyone to ask simple questions and when i decide i get enough of them i will make a Youtube video answering them. You will be able to see and hear me,lol

I don't care what you ask, i will answer it to the best of my ability :) (although Biblical/christian related questions are best)
 
That's a good question, yes John why do they? :lol: I've wondered what's the simularities of making keys and repairing shoes......go figure! I seen that in a jewelry store a month ago where I went to get a battery for my watch.....they made keys.....go figure again!
 
JohnMuise said:
I want everyone to ask simple questions and when i decide i get enough of them i will make a Youtube video answering them. You will be able to see and hear me,lol

I don't care what you ask, i will answer it to the best of my ability :) (although Biblical/christian related questions are best)
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What do they call Canadian Bacon in Canada? :lol:
 
The train from NYC to points south in NJ (and I do mean south) is called the "Westbound train".

The train coming from points south and going into NYC are called the "Eastbound train"

WHY!!!???. :shocked!:
 
COOL idea John~ Can't wait to watch it... :-D

I get this one often from my younger college mates;

Why would God make hell?

Or this one from my grand daughter who is nine;

Do we get to ride on horses in heaven?

And~

Will we know each other when we go to heaven?

I have more, but I'll give others their shot first.
bonnie
 
OK when a fly lands on the ceiling, does it swoop up to land, or does it spiral in flight to the ceiling? The little boogers move so fast I can't see.
 
And why is it that when they paint the yellow lines down the middle of the road, if there's a dead animal in the middle of the road, they paint the yellow line right over it?
 
John if you can answer this question, you will have answered one of the conundrums of all time:

Why do they sell 10 hot dogs to a package, but only 8 hot dog buns to a package? :smt017

also, since your a military kind of guy, you might have fun with this one:

Which is the most correct? The bomb blows up. The bomb blows out. The bomb blows around.
 
Ask you anything for your video? OK. Will you please pronounce

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It might take the entire 10 minutes right there! :lol:
 
Hi All,

First, give John a brake, he is a kanook and well each country has it's own quirkiness, each language and civilization. I forclude God makes quirky people who are asking quirky questions abour human nature. Exceptions, but mostly all the same stuff. Like a loving Father with a bible in one hand and a million tools in the other, just doing the gifts God gives severly. Ai, my kanook friend. Oh, they are obviously, North American Geese and night crawlers arn't Canandian either. ( so far, 10 seconds to me quirked mind)

John my friend, tell me how Absolom sat at the gate 40 years judging Israel, that would of made, my dear son Absolom, like sixty maybe sixty plus years old when he got hung up on his hair. Then daddy, like eighty plus years old running around with His Army. What a picture.... does it match the story lines? God has a wonderful answer for that I am sure, I have heard a couple viable ones. I never heard a good Jewish scholar on that one. Ain't we got fun.

Quirked indeed. Where the blazes do the odd socks go??????
 
Hi,

Here is another ten cent question, about lauguage. English is a whopper like Spanish or Chinese.

English ofcourse is one of the great connectors in North American and the old British Empire. Do you think that there is a definitive way that one should anounciate and add diction to our common lauguage. It would be grand to some, but son, forbid me not to sound like I am from the Bahamas Mon. So, does the wizard have a plan, do we all learn Aramaic/Hebrew, or do we talk like the brits sing???? another quirk, Ah. I heard they talk like us in like, Plymoth England or maybe Bath, if it is such a pleasant place, they should sound normal. Yall ought to hear what these kindly deep mountain folk of the Appalachin can do to mother toung. Yah, Aint we got fun. dar goooos anoderun. What you say? It's hillbilly Heaven, no swet, what kind of Baptist are ya anyway? It is a tuffy, "Babaloney", yet some way you understand when God says, I LOVE YOU.

Hey, maybe a new pigion Engleshia, "Babyloney".... Come Lord Jesus.
 
Great idea, John. This is fun. I'll have to buckle down and think of a good one. BTW, here's a start: What rhymes with "orange"?

Just kidding actually. It's supposed to be an impossible question let this one slide :wink:
 
handy said:
Ask you anything for your video? OK. Will you please pronounce

"ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ASPARAGINYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­SERYL­METHIONYL­SERYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­THREONYL­SERYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­ALANYL­SERINE = Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain." ?


It might take the entire 10 minutes right there! :lol:
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WHAT!? I read it I don't get it but I read it.
 
WOW That's the biggest word I've ever seen. I use to go to a store in my 20's or I should say a head shop to get my tie dye shirts/skirts and eyeball jewelry, leather sandals, loved the dangley ear-rings, killer blue jean pocket books made from old pants, patch work jeans, and awesome incense, candles, anyway it's named: "Kronosynclasticinphendibulum" Never knew what it meant, but they had some really cool stuff. I hated it when it closed down.
 
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