bachelor son. must read

[kami_no_ko]

there once was a bachelor son who invited his mom over to dinner, he was excited cause he wanted to show her his two new dogs. when she came over and he took out the dishes, she noticed the dished were the dirtiest she ever seen. "have these dishes been cleaned?" she asked rubbing her finger over the grease and grime, "there as clean as soap and water could get to them." despitethe appearance, they both ate everything. when dinner was finished the mother said "the food was quite delicious despite the appearance of the dishes." not long after the son took the two dishes, put them on the floor and whistled " here soap, here water!" the mother fainted

 

[reba]

:toofunny

 

[Classik]

:dunno

 

[Deborah13]

LOL, I've heard this one before but it's funny every time, even as I cringe.

 

[Classik]

:dunno

 

[Claudya]

 

[kami_no_ko]

:dunno

the son said the dishes were as clean as soap and water could get to them and his dogs names are soap and water. dont you get it?

 

[Classik]

:dunno

the son said the dishes were as clean as soap and water could get to them and his dogs names are soap and water. dont you get it?

Yes. Just wondering why the mom would have to faint. Makes me think the son must be a baaaaaaad boy.