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Better than a Steak

Hello guys and gals,

You should know I live in a particular part of the country where it isn't unusual to think weather and particularly the weather where you are, seems to be a fine subject to break ice with a new neighbor and share some of the good friendly things Christians usually like to talk about.

It was a cattie corner smile and wave so I didn't want to screem across the street, "Hey, you got your ticket buddy" so I miandered over to say hi ya. As I approached I thought it less than thoughtfull to say simple nice day what ya doin, so being that I did live in a particularly beautiful area on a especially wonderfull fall day, I said," Man isn't the air up here just like eating steak."

Yep, I got his attention. I also got sort of a "and what you say'' look that I exspected. I said yah, the air up here is just like the best steak ya ever et., each breath is the very best one since the last one.

The gentleman stopped for a second looked at me and jumped in truck and drove off with out saying a how di do..

All things work together for good to them who love God and are called according to His purpose.

So What's the big meaning of that buster, I should think. I figured that some folks must think way too highly of meat or the air isn't as rare as the air could be if you just,

B R E A T H- I T - A L L L L - I N

Perhaps a little too creative for the Joe plumber guy thinggie???
 
Actually whitecloud~

I really like your comment, but then I like literature and other "meaty" language as well.

Gosh~ maybe he was a vegetatrian, or had just put his ol' Betsy down ... you can be sure the Lord knows. Aw- do ya really care what he thinks of you? Probably not, so don't sweat it, its just a trifle, wouldn't ya say so?

BTW--- could you ship some of that fine tasty air out my way? All I get is fried an' smoggie whifs.
Slim pickens, indeed. :lol:

Hasta, and be filled with His sweet name today. bonnie
 
Hi,

Thanks sheshisown. It gets a little stuffy in here at times, ya know what I mean. I'd let my hair down but it scares the fine little people, ladies and the children. The last will be first, tell me about it, will ya.

Be well friend. Oh friend, do we must forbear ALL, yes He said ALL, y'all. So, with love I bid y'all a blessed holiday season, yes have a blessed and fine "Holiday Season" you wierdos. Jesus loves you, and so does He very much. Just be kind when shaking of any of their dust off. It is sooo easy to missunderstand why some people just simply must take a stand, in the simpest of Good Will jestures towards man.

Hey, anyone find one of Madalyns Hairs yet? Dear lady, what have we learned from her. Her gold parrishes with her and all who follow. God always will turn things ment for evil towards us into good.(just not always on our time tables) He who laughs last laughs best. It is in the Bible, I read it in Revelations.
 
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