Blonde Joke (married to one who loves 'em)

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A blonde police officer pulled over a blonde driver for speeding. She asked to see her driver's license.

"What's that?" the blonde driver replied.

"It's the thing in your purse with your face on it." the blonde officer said.

The driver pulled out her compact and opened it. "Here" she said handing it to the officer.

"Oh, you can go," said the officer. "Why didn't you tell me you were on the police force?"
 
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
Because it said, "concentrate."
 
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