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This is my every morning. Can anyone relate?

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lol. that would be one dead cat.my wife had a cat that would sleep on me and also clawed me once in jealousy.
 
i KNOW they do that. my wife's cat did that too me alot. he used to get up and watch the world and when he did that his tail would be in my face beating me to death.
 
I guess I am lucky cause my cat likes to sleep later than I do. I am the one that wakes him up!
 
Not quite, but my cat did used to attack my feet when I was trying to sleep. I had to tuck the covers under me to keep her from getting under them and trying to play with me.

Once she accidentally jumped on my face in the middle of the night and gave me a cut on my eyelid.

She also jumped on my head trying to catch a fly while I was reading a book.

She used to walk on the rim of the bathtub when I was taking a bath. Sometimes she'd fall in. I found that hilarious, though she didn't.

Once I was gone for two weeks and according to my dad she was sitting on the window sill the whole time crying like she had lost her kittens. Guess she thought of me as her kitten or something. She seemed angry at me when I came back. Heh.

Got to love cats and their funny ways.

...I miss her...=/ Next to my German Shepherd, she was the pet with the closest bond to me.
 
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questdriven said:
Not quite, but my cat did used to attack my feet when I was trying to sleep. I had to tuck the covers under me to keep her from getting under them and trying to play with me.

Once she accidentally jumped on my face in the middle of the night and gave me a cut on my eyelid.

She also jumped on my head trying to catch a fly while I was reading a book.

She used to walk on the rim of the bathtub when I was taking a bath. Sometimes she'd fall in. I found that hilarious, though she didn't.

Once I was gone for two weeks and according to my dad she was sitting on the window sill the whole time crying like she had lost her kittens. Guess she thought of me as her kitten or something. She seemed angry at me when I came back. Heh.

Got to love cats and their funny ways.

...I miss her...=/ Next to my German Shepherd, she was the pet with the closest bond to me.
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The story about your cat is touching, but I have a hard heart. Cats should always be locked away in another room.
 
Cats should be exterminated like mice, roaches, and mosquitos.
 
4:40 am.... every morning. The alarm is set for 5:15. Now, I have a real tendency for insommnia and often I don't fall asleep until around 3:00... so, every minute of sleep is important to me.... I would truly love to be able to sleep until 5:15, but noooooooo..... the cats always decide that 4:40 am is the time for a human to get up and let them outside.

So, all cats are to be outside by bedtime. However, my darling daughter has this little habit of not putting her cats out... so at 4:40 am, they come to MY room and wake me up... pretty much the same way Simon's cat does, without the baseball bat.

Gojubrian... cat haters should be rounded up, locked in a room and be forced to watch The View and Kathy Lee and Hoda like this:

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I like my cats, thy are incredibly low maintenance, and eat or kill the vermin my chickens attract. My chickens give me eggs and it makes me like my cats more. They have a function besides wanting to be let in and out doors and annoying me at 5 am lol

the other functions-

Walking on the computer keyboard.

Meowing to be fed.

sleeping all day.


Catching a bird in the shed (I don't like that) and putting feathers everywhere.

Making a jingling noise from the bell on the collar for the above problem.

there is one of them the kids uploaded today.. That is the bed waking up offender.


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