Y'all are amusing.
I was all set to have a real Christmas tree this year and had picked up a bunch of decorations on sale at the end of last year, in a "winter wonderland" theme. But then my landlord lost the house to forclosure last January and I had to move in a hurry so I'm now in this nice but small apartment and ... I haz no where to put a Christmas tree. 'cept maybe on my back deck.
I was all set to have a real Christmas tree this year and had picked up a bunch of decorations on sale at the end of last year, in a "winter wonderland" theme. But then my landlord lost the house to forclosure last January and I had to move in a hurry so I'm now in this nice but small apartment and ... I haz no where to put a Christmas tree. 'cept maybe on my back deck.