Coffee

[th1b.taylor]

Satans mirror had not yet been invented so they wouldnt be worrying about there wrinkles and how they looked in pride.

Also when people grow old together they dont notice and there husband/wife is just as beautiful as day one. It always works like that, a partner is attractive when your with them and its only when you break up you realise how much the phydically changed. All my ex girlfriends were beautiful and when we broke up they suddenly become kinda ugly looking. Lol. I know, its mean to say but its true.

I get so tickled with young men when I explain to them they should study their Bride as she approaches them at the
altar. And when asked why I explain to them that I have never gone to sleep with a 71 year old wife, turn the lights out and bingo, I "am" in bed with the same long legged, blond, I married.

Most of them know my wife and occasionally one of them was seated in her class as a Primary Student and I get, "Miss Deeter?" And I explain to them that she is still that wonderful, beautiful, woman that I married all those years ago.

 

[Corn Pop]

Once upon a time there were cavemen.
And the big boss of the cavemen was called coffeedan.
One day, coffeedan picked some beans off of a tree and ate them.
Ugh! No good!
So he peeled off the skin and ate the nut.
Ugh! No good!
So he cook it and it changed color and had a nice smell to it.
So he ate it.
Ugh! No good!
So he crushed them and put them in water and cook them.
Ugh! No good.
So he invented a strainer (ancient style) and strained the cooked and water heated grounds and then strained the access and drank it.
Not bad.
He added some half and half and bit of sugar and bingo!, he had a hit.
He changed his name to coffeedan Starbucks and the rest is history.

They just didnt give up did they. Because they had no internet and smartphones in there caves, everyday they were motivated, and everyday was a constructive day. Not like this lazy generation. I have put on 15lb in the last few months just on stomach, the first time i have gained weight in 20 years. Its scary. Thats not normal i got gain weight. Lifes wake up call for me. I need go gym and eat healthy.

 

[Mike S]

They just didnt give up did they. Because they had no internet and smartphones in there caves, everyday they were motivated, and everyday was a constructive day. Not like this lazy generation. I have put on 15lb in the last few months just on stomach, the first time i have gained weight in 20 years. Its scary. Thats not normal i got gain weight. Lifes wake up call for me. I need go gym and eat healthy.

They needed to cover them with chocolate...or roast them.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

They just didnt give up did they. Because they had no internet and smartphones in there caves, everyday they were motivated, and everyday was a constructive day. Not like this lazy generation. I have put on 15lb in the last few months just on stomach, the first time i have gained weight in 20 years. Its scary. Thats not normal i got gain weight. Lifes wake up call for me. I need go gym and eat healthy.

First, sit down and have a cup of coffee and think about it.
We don't want to do anything drastic, like exercise or something, now do we?

 

[dianegcook]

Me not particular, drink it black,
Just need the "wake me up feel", lol