Corrupt wish game

[Znex]

I wish you guys would put wishes in the same posts that you grant wishes in

 

[God's_gift]

poof, wish granted! my wish is you stay here until my wishes would come true

 

[Znex]

Granted, however your wishes result in a giant well materialising inside your stomach

I wish giant wells didn't randomly materialise in peoples' stomachs

 

[God's_gift]

Poof! wish granted. My wish is to understand your wishes well..

 

[Znex]

Granted, your mind explodes with the revelation.

I wish minds didn't randomly explode

 

[Classik]

Wish granted.

HIS Death and Resurrection and Word explode your mind: a broken and a contrite heart HE will not despise.

I wish to kill that crazy rooster disturbing my neighborhood:bigfrown

 

[Tina]

I wish to kill that crazy rooster disturbing my neighborhood:bigfrown

Wish granted .... but now you're gonna have to eat the roasted rooster.. :chicken

 

[Sparkey]

Wish granted: As you continue disturbing your neighborhood you accidently kill the crazy rooster but your disturbing behavior doesn't stop until you suddenly wish that you had some of your wasted wishes from previous posts back.

I wish that I would do well in school this quarter.

 

[Classik]

Wish granted!

But you must take calculus, evolution courses and you have to trek to school.

 

[Classik]

I wish that all women would stop snoring and all men would fart no more.

 

[God's_gift]

I wish that all women would stop snoring and all men would fart no more.

Poof wish granted but the woman become your wife and the man your brother in-law who hates football...especially FCB

I wish that it will be sunny and lovely tomorrow at the beach,.

 

[Classik]

Poof wish granted but the woman become your wife and the man your brother in-law who hates football...especially FCB

I wish that it will be sunny and lovely tomorrow at the beach,.

Granted.

The beach is gonna be dry and African Sun will rule over the beach.

(Folks gonna get fried: poached) hehe!

 

[Classik]

I wish to beat John Cena in a fight.

 

[Sparkey]

Wish granted but it is a fight to see who can eat the most hot dogs.

You win! Your stomach bloats and you're unable to walk for 3 days. Wheelchair rentals go up and you're broke now.

I wish my dental appointment today will go well.

 

[Classik]

Wish granted but it is a fight to see who can eat the most hot dogs.

You win! Your stomach bloats and you're unable to walk for 3 days. Wheelchair rentals go up and you're broke now.

I wish my dental appointment today will go well.

Wish granted!!!

Your dentist is gonna use a hacksaw, crowbar, javeline, gotohell, axe and a rake for the dental operation.

 

[Classik]

I wish that you will make heaven.

 

[Sparkey]

I wish that you will make heaven.

Wish Granted: I have made heaven. But it is a very limited version and completely subject to my own whim and invention. My heaven exists only in my own mind and dentists are not allowed.

Wish: That you will be understood as the good-hearted person that you are seen as in the mind of God.

 

[pcunite]

I wish i can finally meet my price charming! ( )

I will grant your wish. On April the 25th you will meet your prince charming. He will be everything you've ever wanted in a man: 5 inches taller than you, color matching skin tone, a reasonable laugh, and an alluring smile that complements the tenderness in his eyes.

When you two meet he will reach for your hand ... pull you in close ... and give you a kiss that will send a tingle from your lips all the way to your toes ... and then you'll hear, "ribbit, ribbit ...". Don't worry! He still loves you and I think you could make a go of it with a Litoria Caerulea.

Now, for my wish ... I want a Lamborghini Diablo 6.0 parked out in front of my accompanying villa.

 

[Jesusfreak97]

Granted! But it breaks the first time you drive it. And your villa burns down.

I wish for a puppy!

 

[Classik]

Granted! But it breaks the first time you drive it. And your villa burns down.

I wish for a puppy!

Of course you will have one.

You are to be offered a puppy as tall as a mountain. It has 4 heads and 50 tails, vomits fire from its mouth, and has the mark of the beast on its head.