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Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?
Join For His Glory for a discussion on how
https://christianforums.net/threads/a-vessel-of-honor.110278/
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Taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need
https://christianforums.net/threads/psalm-70-1-save-me-o-god-lord-help-me-now.108509/
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Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?
Read through the following study by Tenchi for more on this topic
https://christianforums.net/threads/without-the-holy-spirit-we-can-do-nothing.109419/
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How are famous preachers sometimes effected by sin?
Join Sola Scriptura for a discussion on the subject
https://christianforums.net/threads/anointed-preaching-teaching.109331/#post-1912042
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could use some help
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Vic C.
Member
No way!
I made it as simple as possible. It reads like a Dr. Seuss book.:D
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Vic C.
Member
:toofunny LMBO!
I've come pretty close to doing that in the past. I have slammed the keyboard and slam dunked my mouse a couple of times. Once, I did that and didn't know my boss was standing at the door opening of the tech room.
He said to me, "So, is that how we fix things now?" We both laughed.
My mistake i know i type NOT in there i need a new proof reader....No way!
Vic C.
Member
One of the things I "love" about getting older is, when I type, I 'think' I'm typing a word, but it's not there.
I even say the words as I'm typing them, but that doesn't necessarily mean they make it to the page. :toofunny
Vic C.
Member
Ok, that was a bit extreme and violent.
Classik
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Classik
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Thanks for your time guys..... I am too chicken :chicken to cut the window ties.... Every time i got up the guts the scaries came back...
So it is going to the shop i am a computer failure:
Chicken what?
You are a guru.
(A student was asked to do this: Using the mouse, click this Icon you see. She took the mouse and hit it on the screen, just against the particular icon)
Or haven't you heard that a secretary was asked to: Burn the disk, and she went and set a whole CD on fire, losing all data? Boss and heartattack
A while back at work our cubicles were set up in such a way that the IT guys' were just over the wall so we could here their conversations and other noises. One day we were hearing what sounded like someone working with a hammer so we "politely" asked if they were fixing another PC. To this day we continue to bring up how the IT guys' basic tool belt includes a variety of hammers.
A while back one of our field service technicians called and told me there was something wrong with his laptop because he was seeing X's scrolling across his screen. Jokingly, I suggested that he needed to drop his laptop on the table. In the next moment I hear a clunk and then he said, "It's fixed!" He actually picked it up a couple inches and let it fall on the desk! I suppose the "X" key was stuck and he jarred it loose.
A while back one of our field service technicians called and told me there was something wrong with his laptop because he was seeing X's scrolling across his screen. Jokingly, I suggested that he needed to drop his laptop on the table. In the next moment I hear a clunk and then he said, "It's fixed!" He actually picked it up a couple inches and let it fall on the desk! I suppose the "X" key was stuck and he jarred it loose.
Money is not growing on the trees this spring! So i have not been to the computer hospital yet..... I found this....http://en.community.dell.com/support-forums/software-os/f/3524/p/17615781/17738767.aspx#17738767
I should be able to do this.... I am thinking the dumb thing is sick so why not give it a try..... What'd ya' think?
I already know i have NTFS :yes
This doesn't read so scary....
I should be able to do this.... I am thinking the dumb thing is sick so why not give it a try..... What'd ya' think?
I already know i have NTFS :yes
This doesn't read so scary....
Classik
Member
Are you trying to scare me? the worst would be taking it to the shop... right?
You have blasted Granny's confidence
Dude doesn't want to commit himself.
Just do the backup first!!!!
Try it and be proud.
Classik
Member
Ephesians 6:10-18
New International Version (NIV)
The Armor of God
10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world andagainst the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor ofGod, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish allthe flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayersand requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.
New International Version (NIV)
The Armor of God
10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world andagainst the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor ofGod, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish allthe flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayersand requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.
:toofunny