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Cows get bored, and wish they had wings like birds, so they can fly around having a good time, rather that just stuck eating the same ol grass?.
 
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Part of me wonders if they think at times "Why is the human pulling my udders, in fact why do I have udders, I do wish they would warm their hands first, where is a nice bit of grass and finally, where can I splat one that they walk in or fall head first in?
 
Cows have a one-track mind. Convince everyone to eat more chicken. That's been established, hasn't it?
 
Birdy, birdy, in the sky
dropped some whitewash in my eye.
I don't worry, I don't cry.
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!
 
Kiwidan, why do you make me think?
You know it hurts my head.
And to make matters worse. I have to think why you didn't put a question mark in your title?
Is there something hidden behind that?

And cows, now I have to worry about cows eating me?
That could turn into a nightmare.

So what do I think?
I think of running in fear from cows that are chasing me.
Then I fall off a cliff.
As I fall, I am caught by a flying cow and swooped away, never to be heard of again.

Then in some cow's den, you see my head hanging on the wall as a trophy.
Do I wake up from this?

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Cows get bored, and wish they had wings like birds, so they can fly around having a good time, rather that just stuck eating the same ol grass?.
Some humans probably wish they could fly too.
 
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