Part of me wonders if they think at times "Why is the human pulling my udders, in fact why do I have udders, I do wish they would warm their hands first, where is a nice bit of grass and finally, where can I splat one that they walk in or fall head first in?
Kiwidan, why do you make me think?
You know it hurts my head.
And to make matters worse. I have to think why you didn't put a question mark in your title?
Is there something hidden behind that?
And cows, now I have to worry about cows eating me?
That could turn into a nightmare.
So what do I think?
I think of running in fear from cows that are chasing me.
Then I fall off a cliff.
As I fall, I am caught by a flying cow and swooped away, never to be heard of again.
Then in some cow's den, you see my head hanging on the wall as a trophy.
Do I wake up from this?
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