Easy Steps Game

[Gordon]

Ok first you give a condition and then you give the five steps to do it. Since there aren't a lot of people on the board we'll do 5 steps, it can be serious or ridiculous. After 5 steps the next person gives the condition and the first step.

Example: Become a Movie Star.
1) Go to drama school
Next person 2) Move to Hollywood
Next person 3) Go to an audition
Next person 4) Loudly yell SHAZAM! (Your NAME) IS HERE!
Next person 5) Channel Keanu Reeves in the movie speed yelling, "WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS BUS OVER 50 OR IT WILL EXPLODE!"

I'll start: Become a Billionaire
1) Go to Harvard

 

[Gordon]

This boards too slow. I think we need to evangelize so we can play forum games faster. I wonder if I will get in trouble for posting to myself :

2) Get rejected by a beautiful woman

 

[Gordon]

3) Learn how to count cards at black jack.

 

[Gordon]

4) Move on to roulette as counting cards is boring and bet it all on black!

 

[shfam]

5) Invest my winnings

 

[Gordon]

5) Invest my winnings

How to change a tire?
1) Determine whether you know how to change a tire.

 

[shfam]

2) Determine that I don't so I watch my husband do it .

 

[Gordon]

3)Realize your husband can't do it and call AAA

 

[Gordon]

4) Say reassuring things to you husband to not emasculate him in front of the AAA guy.

 

[shfam]

4) AAA got in a wreck on the way over.

 

[Gordon]

5) Realize that hitch hiking can be very dangerous as you get kidnapped!

 

[Gordon]

How to get married
1) Create an account on Christian Mingle

 

[Gordon]

2) Avoid the username Bathsheba

 

[shfam]

4) Don't put your actual picture up it might scare somebody.

 

[Gordon]

4) Don't put your actual picture up it might scare somebody.

:biglol
5) Post a personal saying Desperate! All standards must go! Agreeing to marry me comes with one free sandwich.

 

[Gordon]

How to become a ballerina
1) Discourage all the other little girls who want to be ballerinas by pointing to their "flabby thighs"

 

[Gordon]

2) Avoid drinking milk because if you get too tall it's all over

 

[shfam]

3) Never bind your toes like the Chinese women because pointe shoes won't fit.

 

[Gordon]

4)Watch the movie Black Swan then determine if you still want to be a ballerina

 

[shfam]

5) Determine that I love food so anorexia is out of the question. Being a ballerina is just too much work. I sit and watch the lovely ladies on TV instead.