Easy Steps Game

[Gordon]

Oh I don't wanna do the first one this time. Can you or someone else do one? We need more posters. :waving

 

[shfam]

How to become a flight attendant:
1) Take voice lessons in order to have the right inflections to accurately give an inflight safety presentation.

Yes, we do need more posters.

 

[Gordon]

Oh fun
2) Go to a restaurant and practice telling everyone their seat may be used as a flotation device in the event of an emergency.

 

[shfam]

3) Have a party, invite all your guests, rent one of these:

give them a life jacket and tell them they're escaping an airplane.

 

[Gordon]

4) Mute the tv. When your husband asks why he can't hear it explain he will need to buy a pair of headphones for $9.99

 

[shfam]

5) Don't lay down on a runway and watch the airplanes fly overhead, you might get fired.

(PS. My parents actually did that...LOL).

 

[Gordon]

How to Housebreak a puppy
1) Buy a large box of treats (the way to a puppy's heart is through bribes)

 

[shfam]

2) Cover your entire house with newspaper, who knows when he'll catch on.

 

[Gordon]

3) Remember to read the newspaper first as reading it after is quite messy.