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Easy Test for Kidney Function

Are Your Kidneys Functioning Normally?
Here's an easy test to find out:

According to http://www.wisegeek.com/why-does-aspara ... -funny.htm

Asparagus, a green vegetable belonging to the lily family, has one notorious side effect for some diners who eat enough of it. Within a half-hour of asparagus consumption, some people notice their urine has acquired a very pungent odor, often compared to rotting cabbage, ammonia or rotten eggs. The effects of asparagus on urine are generally fleeting and harmless, but it's not necessarily the consumer's finest hour, bodily excretion-wise.
Studies conducted on the "asparagus urine" phenomenon (aren't you glad you didn't volunteer!) indicate that roughly 40 to 50 percent of those tested developed the distinctive odor. Surprisingly enough, there is also a segment of the population who cannot smell the sulphurous fumes of asparagus-laced urine. It is believed that both the generation of the odoriferous urine and the ability to smell it are based on genetics. Only those with a certain gene can break down the chemicals inside the asparagus into their smelly components, and only those with the proper gene can smell the results of that chemical breakdown.

This smell is actually considered to be good news, since it proves that the asparagus eater's kidneys are functioning as they should.


Of course, if you don't have the gene to smell the aftereffex of asparagus, well....ask a family member to help you.
You might think things like this are weird to think about, but, your kidneys are VITALLY important.
Taking alcohol, or any kind of drunkenness, will damage your kidneys, and liver.
If you liver goes, you are as good as dead. It, and the kidneys are FILTERS you must have.
:yes
I can firmly attest that my kidneys are functioning as they should, and that I have the gene which allows me to both break down the asparagus chemicals,
and to smell the residue.

:)
Have a nice day. Eat some asparagus! Actually, the raw stuff produces the best effex. I steamed about 3/4 cup of asparagus last night, and
it was real good, with some Mrs. Dash and chicken broth.
 
Caroline H said:
That is so interesting about the genes :o

Isnt' that, though?
One of my daughters studies genetics, in her spare time. She's a nurse.
Genetics, and HORMONES, control so much of our health.
It's almost like we don't really have a choice.
 
I try to HELP you people, save ya'll a few bucks, but nooooooo........

Ok, fine, maybe I'll tell you about other free tests, maybe I won't.

:shame

I'm gonna have some coffee, now, and do a bible study lesson, and let you all think about
your behaviour.
You ALL need to sit in the time out chair. Go there, now.
:crying No sniveling, either.
Don't come out, until you are ready to eat your asparagus without being smarty-pants people.

:salute See how nice and green Mr. Asparagus Good Boy is?

He isn't a Goofus. He's a Gallant.
 
lol. bible reader i got blood work done and that was even better pay back. whats up with these nurses that can draw blood that work for the governemt or as contractors. 4 flippin times. finally one that was worth a darn got me in shot.
 
jasoncran said:
lol. bible reader i got blood work done and that was even better pay back. whats up with these nurses that can draw blood that work for the governemt or as contractors. 4 flippin times. finally one that was worth a darn got me in shot.

Now THAT is a very valid question :shrug
 
jasoncran said:
lol. bible reader i got blood work done and that was even better pay back. whats up with these nurses that can draw blood that work for the governemt or as contractors. 4 flippin times. finally one that was worth a darn got me in shot.

I know what you mean, jason. I gave blood, a couple of years ago, and the nurse stabbed me about
5 times, before she could find a vein.
Incompetent blood mobile worker.
 
Vic C. said:
You ALL need to sit in the time out chair. Go there, now.
"Time outs" are for the "politically correct" which I am not! :P

:biglaugh


Oh, ok. hmmm.....let's see, what should we do with you?

Ok, write on the blackboard, 100 times, I will not make fun of asparagus.
:)

I was a brat in junior high school, I had to write the preamble to the Constitution about 25 times:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,[1] promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I was still getting on the teacher's nerves, so, she sent me to another class, for unruly girls.
:lol
 
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