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Emergency!!! Impending Crash!

Classik

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From facebook :D

An aircraft pilot was losing control due to overload. The pilot announced:

"We are going to throw some passengers of the
plane in alphabetical order!!"
Any American?"
No one answered
"Any Black?"
Still silent
"Any Caribbean?"
No one moved. Then a Black boy turned to his father:

"Dad, what are we?"
The father replied:
"Son, today we are Zulus"
 
I couldn't control my emotions! I laughed so idiotically.
 
I did't notice this was the joke thread. Good thing it was. I didnt know why you were going to crash! Bad brakes? :lol
 
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