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Everyone's Invited to Slam into My Jeep

Mike

Mike

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Apparently!!! It happened to me for the third time in 8 months! The heck! The perfect partly sunny 75 degree day on M-59, I'm stopped for a full 3-5 seconds for traffic not looking back, a little ruckus of break screeching behind me, and BAM! My hoss, the '05 Jeep absorbed a lot, but hers had to get towed.

Now I can laugh, but I was not in the mood for laughing at the time. Was she texting? No. Was she putting on makeup? No. Here is the God's honest truth. She was looking over at the other side if the freeway where her brother... her brother... was pulled over because he was in an accident on the westbound side. She and her brother both had accidents on the same mile marker of the freeway, opposite sides of the freeway. She wasn't a teenager either. She looked to be about 40-45.

Nevertheless, it's the third time this happened to me in 2015. Always from behind. Never my fault. Top that, CFnet!
 
Mike said:
Apparently!!! It happened to me for the third time in 8 months! The heck! The perfect partly sunny 75 degree day on M-59, I'm stopped for a full 3-5 seconds for traffic not looking back, a little ruckus of break screeching behind me, and BAM! My hoss, the '05 Jeep absorbed a lot, but hers had to get towed.

Now I can laugh, but I was not in the mood for laughing at the time. Was she texting? No. Was she putting on makeup? No. Here is the God's honest truth. She was looking over at the other side if the freeway where her brother... her brother... was pulled over because he was in an accident on the westbound side. She and her brother both had accidents on the same mile marker of the freeway, opposite sides of the freeway. She wasn't a teenager either. She looked to be about 40-45.

Nevertheless, it's the third time this happened to me in 2015. Always from behind. Never my fault. Top that, CFnet!
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Reading a water meter,digging it out as I pre read this section. All of a sudden bam a used Lexus with a black female on her cell phone strikes my head.I get up to see if she sees me.I then approach her with the shovel in my hand.I told her did you not see me !
 
And here I thought you were talking about a college prank like stuffing as many kids into (slamming) your jeep as possible.

And I wanted to slam into your jeep, for certain, but not be first. That would put me on the bottom of the slam...

:mischief You've heard that the last shall be first?
First out, that is. ​

:confusedSlam that (cf.net)! We gonna stuff ourselves into Mike's jeep. I'm thinking we need at least 23 before me. Slam!
 
That didn't hurt i was just mad she was not paying attention.if she went straight then yes I would be in the hospital.she was turning then stopped and moved forward.
I contained my anger.I walked away fast .that was Thursday. Next time they will hit the cs 7 with the covb decal as I will use my truck as a shield to stop that[/QUOTE]
 
Mike said:
Apparently!!! It happened to me for the third time in 8 months! The heck! The perfect partly sunny 75 degree day on M-59, I'm stopped for a full 3-5 seconds for traffic not looking back, a little ruckus of break screeching behind me, and BAM! My hoss, the '05 Jeep absorbed a lot, but hers had to get towed.

Now I can laugh, but I was not in the mood for laughing at the time. Was she texting? No. Was she putting on makeup? No. Here is the God's honest truth. She was looking over at the other side if the freeway where her brother... her brother... was pulled over because he was in an accident on the westbound side. She and her brother both had accidents on the same mile marker of the freeway, opposite sides of the freeway. She wasn't a teenager either. She looked to be about 40-45.

Nevertheless, it's the third time this happened to me in 2015. Always from behind. Never my fault. Top that, CFnet!
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I'll top that, I smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol for 25 years, I ate junk food for 41 years and lived the most stressful life anyone could have. Then last year I had a complete melt down and ended up in hospital only to end up finding out that it was all in my head, and I was more healthy than all of the doctors there.

That's my God!
 
reba said:
slamming Mike has been fun for a few years
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:hysterical

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Mike needs some comfort food about now.........
 
Oh, man, you guys are killing me! I needed this! Thanks for those who were concerned for my safety. :) For those of you who want to pile in my Jeep, I've got my eye on you! Sparrowhawke

And reba you understated the length of time you've been slamming me. It's been a lot longer than that. But, that was funny, sis! :lol
 
Mike said:
And a new addition, a labradoodle puppy. So that makes 4 in our house that don't clean up after going #1 or #2.
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"Nature's Miracle" is a fine clean-up product for pets............. the company even makes a product line to remove skunk odors ...... amazing!
 
Mike said:
I've got my eye on you! Sparrowhawke
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Yeah. I'm the grandpa on the motorcycle coming up behind you...
and that's my headlamp flicking b/w bright and dim... bright and dim... bright and dim...

They way I figure it? Let the lamp reflect my personal reality. Why not?
I'm maybe the brightest dim bulb in the lot? It's possible in a "Who is blind like my servant?" kind of way.
:rolleyes
 
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