global unity

[Rollo Tamasi]

World Soccer.
A place where the players wear kits?
What on earth is a kit?
Then you sit there for an unknown length of time and the game ends in a 0-0 tie.
How boring.
Then the fake falls.
I guess they need to catch their breath from running around and doing nothing.
I'd riot too if I had to sit through one of these games.
And what is a vuvuzela?
A horn so loud that if you blew one at an american football game, the guy sitting next to you would punch you in the face.
But perfectly acceptable in World Soccer.

Chill you say?
Oh please!!!

 

[Classik]

Oh what happened? I didn't follow yesterday's games.

*looks up the news*

Oooh wow the Dutch beat them 5 -1!!!
Haha, that's so embarrassing for Spain. LOL Hahahaha that's amazing.

:-( :-(

 

[Classik]

It is soccer or nothing else

 

[Claudya]

:-( :-(

Are you from Spain?

 

[Classik]

Tots units fem força

 

[Claudya]

Can you imagine, my martial arts class trainers wanted to cancel monday night's practice because Germany is gonna play Portugal during that time and they want to watch.
Thankfully one of our very advanced students cares about soccer as little as I do so he's gonna teach the class.
Seriously how can people miss out on doing sports just so they can watch others do sports? That's like watching porn instead of having sex.

 

[Classik]

Can you imagine, my martial arts class trainers wanted to cancel monday night's practice because Germany is gonna play Portugal during that time and they want to watch.
Thankfully one of our very advanced students cares about soccer as little as I do so he's gonna teach the class.
Seriously how can people miss out on doing sports just so they can watch others do sports? That's like watching porn instead of having sex.

Soccer is all you need.

 

[Claudya]

Soccer is all you need.

No. :angry

 

[jasonc]

le sportif soccer, oui? NO!

 

[Classik]

No. :angry

Isn't that treason not to cheer for them as they play? Don't get banished from the land :-(. That's a crime Go Germans! (Portugal destroyed for a reason known to me alone)

 

[Classik]

No. :angry

Isn't that treason not to cheer for them as they play? Don't get banished from the land :-(. That's a crime Go Germans! (Portugal destroyed for a reason known to me alone)

 

[jasonc]

or since claudya is german. soccer?! NINE

 

[Claudya]

Isn't that treason not to cheer for them as they play? Don't get banished from the land :-(. That's a crime Go Germans! (Portugal destroyed for a reason known to me alone)

Because I'd rather practice some other sports I care for a lot more than for soccer. Also, why would I cheer on the German team? May the better team win, and if Portugal is better they shall win.

 

[Claudya]

or since claudya is german. soccer?! NINE

It's spelled "Nein".
Well I'm not totally opposed to soccer. I just don't get the fuss. People are illogically emotional about watching a bunch of guys they don't know play another bunch of guys they don't know.

 

[jasonc]

It's spelled "Nein".
Well I'm not totally opposed to soccer. I just don't get the fuss. People are illogically emotional about watching a bunch of guys they don't know play another bunch of guys they don't know.

yes I realized that after I posted that. we don't say nine in the army that way. we say niner because if we said nine to a german on the radio he would assume it was no. so we added an r to the word nine.

 

[Claudya]

yes I realized that after I posted that. we don't say nine in the army that way. we say niner because if we said nine to a german on the radio he would assume it was no. so we added an r to the word nine.

Well if the German knows you are speaking English then they probably know that if you say "nine" you mean the number.

 

[Classik]

It's spelled "Nein".
Well I'm not totally opposed to soccer. I just don't get the fuss. People are illogically emotional about watching a bunch of guys they don't know play another bunch of guys they don't know.

Bunch of guys people like YOU don't know.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

It's spelled "Nein".
Well I'm not totally opposed to soccer. I just don't get the fuss. People are illogically emotional about watching a bunch of guys they don't know play another bunch of guys they don't know.

You're getting close Claudya.
Now go all the way and say soccer is the pits and only weirdos watch it.

 

[Classik]

Bunch of guys people like YOU don't know.

There is still chance for one to familiarise oneself with the true joy soccer gives. Global unity, soccer - football.

 

[Claudya]

You're getting close Claudya.
Now go all the way and say soccer is the pits and only weirdos watch it.

Naw. It's not the pits. It can be fun to play soccer.
But I personally am not much into *watching* sports.... especially if you could do sports yourself.