Has anyone seen Ralph?

[Jethro Bodine]

It's well known that you can ocassionally catch Ralph playing his acoustic guitar here on Saturday nights. He's elusive, though. In a second he can be done and be wisked away in his Limo to who knows where (God sometimes doesn't even know).

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

It's well known that you can ocassionally catch Ralph playing his acoustic guitar here on Saturday nights. He's elusive, though. In a second he can be done and be wisked away in his Limo to who knows where (God sometimes doesn't even know).

Careful you don't know what kind of mood God might be in today.
He sometimes surprises you.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I saw Ralph yesterday.
He was in a cowboy type of mood.
Haven't rode a horse with Ralph and his buddies in ages.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph's cat is a riot sometimes.
Here's a poem he wrote to Cynthia.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Sometimes Cynthia is not amused.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Someone said this was Ralph and Cynthia together in New York.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I told Ralph what Cynthia said to me today and he said,

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

How did Ralph get water in the middle of the desert I'll never know.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

How did Ralph get water in the middle of the desert I'll never know.

He paid his slaves to carry it from the ocean bucket by bucket.
I heard his next project is to build a wall between Florida and Georgia. And he's going to make Floridians pay for it.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph is at odds with his cat today.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Ralph is at odds with his cat today.

THAT is an imposter.
Ralph's cat never smiles.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

THAT is an imposter.
Ralph's cat never smiles.

I think he does when he gets the best of you.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph can't keep his cat off the internet.
He has developed a following.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

You never know where Ralph will show up.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph will occasionally take a picture of the places he visits.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Don't tell anyone.
Ralph owns this store.
In Paris.

 

[reba]

Ralph is a weirdo

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph is a weirdo

Oh oh.
Don't let Jethro or the cat hear that.

 

[reba]

what cat?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

what cat?