Has anyone seen Ralph?

[Jethro Bodine]

Wrong Ralph.
Our Ralph looks a little bit more like this;

Nope.
Hair style isn't late 70's/ early 80's enough.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Here's Ralph:

That would be King Ralph to you!

Ralph is indeed royalty, but this is not him.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ralph is indeed royalty, but this is not him.

You think you know so much.
Who are you?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

You think you know so much.
Who are you?

Never mind who I am.
Just join in the angel chorus gathered 'round about me...

(sung to the tune of 'The First Noel')

chorus

♫ Know it all, know it all
Know it all, know it all
Born is the King of wisdom and knowledge ♫

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I heard Ralph has joined a monastery.
Good for him.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I heard Ralph has joined a monastery.
Good for him.

Joined?
I heard he started it.
And built the whole thing himself......using hand tools.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Look who I found?
Ralph's cat.
Ralph must be around somewhere.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Look who I found?
Ralph's cat.
Ralph must be around somewhere.

Careful. Ralph beat him with a stick while tied to a chair watching L.A. Confidential.
Don't try to pet him, Rollo.
You've been warned.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Are you talking to me?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Are you talking to me?

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

 

[jasonc]

ralph is in Russia, working for the KGB as Putin pays well.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yes, Ralph always did have odd friends.

 

[jasonc]

Look who I found?
Ralph's cat.
Ralph must be around somewhere.

Lol,the grumpy cat.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I just heard Ralph Lauren bought a new car, the ruf-ctr3.

And I heard Cynthia was the first one to get a ride in it.
Boy oh boy, Cynthia gets everything.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

What you need after a ride with Ralph in his new car.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I just heard Ralph Lauren bought a new car, the ruf-ctr3.

And I heard Cynthia was the first one to get a ride in it.
Boy oh boy, Cynthia gets everything.

And I heard Rollo got in the way of their escape and is now road kill.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Rollos' Communion Scotch.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Meanwhile, I heard Cynthia bought a new house.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Meanwhile, I heard Cynthia bought a new house.

Actually that's the house of doctrine you have built for yourself but which others have broken the ground away from underneath. I'm guessing one more doctrinal discussion should do it in completely. Hold on 'cause I see Ralph coming with his Bible under one arm and a case of Mountain Dew under the other.

 

[jasonc]

Actually that's the house of doctrine you have built for yourself but which others have broken the ground away from underneath. I'm guessing one more doctrinal discussion should do it in completely. Hold on 'cause I see Ralph coming with his Bible under one arm and a case of Mountain Dew under the other.

Turn or burn