Bonairos
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My wife brought this home and it's worth repeating (even if you heard it before).
An elderly man in his 80's was at the mall's food court. On the next table sat a rebellious teenager with spiked hair. It was colored with blues, reds, oranges, and green.
The elderly man found himself intrigued by the boy's hairdo and kept looking at it.
The teenager looked at the gentleman and sarcastically said, "What old man, I bet you've never done anything wild in your lifetime!"
Without batting an eye, the man said, "Well, this one night I did get drunk and I had sex with a peacock. I was just checking to see if you were my offsping!"
Be blessed, Stay blessed, and be Bold!
An elderly man in his 80's was at the mall's food court. On the next table sat a rebellious teenager with spiked hair. It was colored with blues, reds, oranges, and green.
The elderly man found himself intrigued by the boy's hairdo and kept looking at it.
The teenager looked at the gentleman and sarcastically said, "What old man, I bet you've never done anything wild in your lifetime!"
Without batting an eye, the man said, "Well, this one night I did get drunk and I had sex with a peacock. I was just checking to see if you were my offsping!"
Be blessed, Stay blessed, and be Bold!
