Hi, I am back

[ShadesOfApril]

Hi, I was here in December 2021 and beyond. I am back and wasn't sure where to post. I never did figure out this website completely. I will learn.

Anyway, things seem so amplified since covid and this administration. It is making all of my life feel as if it's falling apart. I am battling not to get too depressed. I am sure almost everyone is feeling overwhelmed. I guess I came back just to talk and make friends with other Believers. There's so much sin...I can't seem to find people inline with me. Nothing seems to go right. Plus I have had a lot of loss these past few years friends and family.

Just feeling overwhelmed and needing a laugh or to feel like I'm not alone in this world. Anyone have a joke to tell?

 

[Edward]

Welcome back!

What did Jonah's Wife say when Jonah to her what happened on his way to Nineva?










Sounds fishy to me!

 

[Edward]

Why couldn't the Israelites enter the promised land?










It wasn't the pinky Promised Land!

 

[Edward]

What did Adam say when asked his favorite holiday?










It Christmas, Eve...

 

[ShadesOfApril]

Welcome back!

What did Jonah's Wife say when Jonah to her what happened on his way to Nineva?










Sounds fishy to me!

 

[evenifigoalone]

Nice to see you again

 

[ShadesOfApril]

Nice to see you again

Thank you

 

[ShadesOfApril]

Why couldn't the Israelites enter the promised land?










It wasn't the pinky Promised Land!

 

[Hopeful]

Hi, I was here in December 2021 and beyond. I am back and wasn't sure where to post. I never did figure out this website completely. I will learn.

Anyway, things seem so amplified since covid and this administration. It is making all of my life feel as if it's falling apart. I am battling not to get too depressed. I am sure almost everyone is feeling overwhelmed. I guess I came back just to talk and make friends with other Believers. There's so much sin...I can't seem to find people inline with me. Nothing seems to go right. Plus I have had a lot of loss these past few years friends and family.

Just feeling overwhelmed and needing a laugh or to feel like I'm not alone in this world. Anyone have a joke to tell?

Welcome back.
You want a joke?
Why did the plumber quit his job?
He couldn't get a bathroom break !

 

[Dorothy Mae]

Who is the shortest man in the Bible? Some think knee-high-miah but they’re wrong. It’s Bildah the shoe height.

 

[Dorothy Mae]

What is the dentist’s favorite hymn?

Crown Him With Many Crowns

 

[for_his_glory]

ShadesOfApril welcome back. Sorry to hear you have had a ruff go of things. I pray God comforts your heart and please do not fear the evil in this world as we set our minds on Christ. It's no longer I that lives, but Christ who lives in me. We are no longer of this world, but only passing through to our better home with Jesus someday. Set your eyes on the goodness of Christ and the beauty of God's creation.

2Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

 

[Edward]

A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The Bartender says who are you guys?
Hi I'm Pastor Dan...
And I am Father Mulcahy...
And the Rabbit said, I am a typo...

Ok that was pretty bad, lol. Sorry.

 

[ShadesOfApril]

A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The Bartender says who are you guys?
Hi I'm Pastor Dan...
And I am Father Mulcahy...
And the Rabbit said, I am a typo...

Ok that was pretty bad, lol. Sorry.

That was my favorite one so far and I'm stealing it lol.

 

[Edward]

WHat Did King David tell his real estate agent?










I'm looking for a house with no den in it.

 

[Edward]

What is the one miracle that all Complainers can do?




They can turn anything into Whine.

 

[D-D-W]

Anyone have a joke to tell?

Where is the first mention of baseball in the Bible?
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Genesis 1:1 In the BIG INNING, God created ....

 

[D-D-W]

Where is the first mention of tennis?
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And Joseph served in Pharaoh's courts.

 

[ShadesOfApril]

Where is the first mention of baseball in the Bible?
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Genesis 1:1 In the BIG INNING, God created ....

I'll use that one lol

 

[GodsGrace]

Hi, I was here in December 2021 and beyond. I am back and wasn't sure where to post. I never did figure out this website completely. I will learn.

Anyway, things seem so amplified since covid and this administration. It is making all of my life feel as if it's falling apart. I am battling not to get too depressed. I am sure almost everyone is feeling overwhelmed. I guess I came back just to talk and make friends with other Believers. There's so much sin...I can't seem to find people inline with me. Nothing seems to go right. Plus I have had a lot of loss these past few years friends and family.

Just feeling overwhelmed and needing a laugh or to feel like I'm not alone in this world. Anyone have a joke to tell?

Hi Shades,
It's nice to have you here.
I find that it's always good to stick around with persons that have the same values.
You're not alone in the battle...
The Kingdom of God on earth is small and not easy to find...
Just like Jesus said.
But happy are those that find it !
God can help us through everything...