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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A LAZY PERSON!


1. You are born tired, so you must live to rest.
2. Love your bed as you love yourself.
3. If you find someone resting, help him.
4. Rest in the daytime so that you can sleep at night.
5. Work is sacred; don’t touch it.
6. Don't do today what you could put off till tomorrow.
7. Work as little as you can; let someone else do your chores.
8. Calm down! No one has ever died because of resting too much.
9. When you feel the desire to work, lie down and wait for it to pass.
10. If working truly makes you healthy, let the sick people do it.
 
4. Rest in the daytime so that you can sleep at night.
The old husband is resting in his easy chair and his wife asks , "What are you doing today ?" ,the husband replies
" Nothing ." The said " You did that all day yesterday ! ! " the husband replies " Yes but I did not get finished ." :cool2
 

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF A LAZY PERSON!


1. You are born tired, so you must live to rest.
2. Love your bed as you love yourself.
3. If you find someone resting, help him.
4. Rest in the daytime so that you can sleep at night.
5. Work is sacred; don’t touch it.
6. Don't do today what you could put off till tomorrow.
7. Work as little as you can; let someone else do your chores.
8. Calm down! No one has ever died because of resting too much.
9. When you feel the desire to work, lie down and wait for it to pass.
10. If working truly makes you healthy, let the sick people do it.
I was going to read the whole thing, but...you know.
 
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