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Hygiene

TOG said:
Taking baths, shaving, cutting your hair cleaning your nails and wearing clean clothes all go against nature and are to be avoided at all costs.

The TOG​
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Just wait till you hit puberty. Then you'll change your mind. And that will last until you get married, then it's back to the way you thought about hygiene when you were a kid. Am I right, ladies?

When my toe nails start tearing holes through my socks that's when I know it's time to buy a new pair of socks.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Just wait till you hit puberty. Then you'll change your mind. And that will last until you get married, then it's back to the way you thought about hygiene when you were a kid. Am I right, ladies?

When my toe nails start tearing holes through my socks that's when I know it's time to buy a new pair of socks.
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Umm... Let's see... How should I put this... I'm 56 years old.

The TOG​
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Throw in a good case of halitosis and you have the unholy trinity of death--stinky sweat, stinky feet, and bad breath. Top it off with a flatulent percussion bomb and you have Armageddon.
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we have met then.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Throw in a good case of halitosis and you have the unholy trinity of death--stinky sweat, stinky feet, and bad breath. Top it off with a flatulent percussion bomb and you have Armageddon.
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Not a good combination.Not a good think to eat a bowl of beans on a first date and let it rip.OH NO......
 
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