I hate Italian bread!

[Edward]

Oh, ok. I'll tell you. It was on some news page somewhere that I copy/pasted.

Ok, I sorta edited it a little too, lol..
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[KevinK]

Pizza shaped slices.
Not bad.

Now that I think about it, you wouldn't be limited to round shape. You can make the cross section any shape, like square or rectangular to accomodate sandwich-making. Your big bagel will look like a huge washer.

 

[GodsGrace]

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Oh, I just google whatever smiley I want. Like smiley spilling the beans, and I found that. You can find most any smiley that way. Sometimes you have to click on it and go to that page before copying it to paste into a post. You can preview the post to see if it's going to show up and function ok, some don't most will.

LOL
You're too good!
OK
1 out of 2 ain't bad.
Isn't that what Meatloaf said?
Or was it 2 out of 3?? Yeah.

I'll try the emoticon thingy.
How much you wanna bet it won't work for me?
That's not negativity
It's reality...

 

[GodsGrace]

Oh, ok. I'll tell you. It was on some news page somewhere that I copy/pasted.

Ok, I sorta edited it a little too, lol..
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You did a great job!!
It was so funny.
THANKS for posting it!!


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[GodsGrace]

FOR EDWARD!!





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[reba]

LOL
You're too good!
OK
1 out of 2 ain't bad.
Isn't that what Meatloaf said?
Or was it 2 out of 3?? Yeah.

I'll try the emoticon thingy.
How much you wanna bet it won't work for me?
That's not negativity
It's reality...

Meatloaf sandwich?

 

[GodsGrace]

Meatloaf sandwich?

You're kidding.


Right???

Meatloaf is a singer, songwriter.
...For any really young person reading along who may not know him...


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[Edward]

This is a Meatloaf, lol. One of their kewl songs.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Does that look like Italian bread to you?
Did it come with a guarantee?
Return the darn stuff.

This is the actual bread I'm talking about:

From Aldi's for about $3.75 a loaf.
Makes awesome toast in the morning and killer ham sandwiches at lunch.

Oh. And while you're at it, try some focaccia.
Yummy!!!

I can tell that's prolly some really good stuff.

And BTW,
I don't wanna hear that you found the top picture under Images Of Italian Bread.
Who knows --- some American type person probably put the picture there by mistake.

Now what makes you think I got the picture in the OP from a Google image search? And so what if it was the very first picture in the list.

 

[GodsGrace]

This is the actual bread I'm talking about:

From Aldi's for about $3.75 a loaf.
Makes awesome toast in the morning and killer ham sandwiches at lunch.

OK.
That's more like it.
But $3.75???
It better make killer toast and ham sandwiches!


I can tell that's prolly some really good stuff.
Sure. It has lots of oil and salt on it.
Any food that can kill you is always good.
It's one of the 10 food commandments...


Now what makes you think I got the picture in the OP from a Google image search? And so what if it was the very first picture in the list.
LOL

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[JLB]

The first and last slices are too small to do anything with! If I try to butter it I get butter all over my fingers. If I try to make a ham sandwich out of it the meat sticks way out from the bread.

I'm wondering what can be done about this problem.

The answer is obvious.


The ends are designed to be used to dip and drag through the butter, that is at room temperature and soft, so as to "test" it to make sure it contains no poisons that could harm your family.

It is the responsibility of the man to make this sacred sacrifice for his family.


JLB

 

[jasonc]

Aldis,there ya go.source of the problem

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

The first and last slices are too small to do anything with! If I try to butter it I get butter all over my fingers. If I try to make a ham sandwich out of it the meat sticks way out from the bread.

I'm wondering what can be done about this problem.

That's not Italian bread.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Now this is real Italian cold cuts.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Now this is real Italian cold cuts.

Lol, yeah, wondering serves this at her espresso parties to all the girls.

 

[GodsGrace]

Lol, yeah, wondering serves this at her espresso parties to all the girls.

Lately I've been serving this:

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[GodsGrace]

Kept it hanging in the garage for 6 months until it was just perfect!
It's almost finished. We did our best...! Gave it our best shot.

Why do you suppose that everything good is bad for you?
Do you suppose it has anything to do with OSAS??
Or maybe the problem of evil?
Free Will?

 

[JohnDB]

Lately I've been serving this:

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Prosciutto! Yes!

 

[GodsGrace]

Here's another good Italian cold-cut...Porchetta

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[GodsGrace]

Prosciutto! Yes!

My favorite!
I purposefully don't buy it.
I could eat a whole one in a week.
So we just get a couple per year.