To me, a---you should excuse the expression---'cool' church would be one of these places called a 'Praise Center' or 'Family Church' or some other nebulous and meaningless title, where a projector screen slides down, and shallow, banal, repetetive 'praise choruses' are mindlessly repeated a gazillion times; the hymnal, containing doctrinally solid hymns is either unused or does not exist; the sermonette is banal and comes from atrocities such as 'The Message', and the music is led by---God help us all- 'rock' bands or something called a 'praise' band. Lots of hugging and kissing and the noise level is unreal both befor, during, and after the service.
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll !!!!
Pardon me while I head to the vomitorium.
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll !!!!
Pardon me while I head to the vomitorium.