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I will be gone for a week

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Dave Slayer

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Hello everyone, just letting you all know I will not be participating at the forums for a week. I need to take a break. I will return July 31st. See ya'll then!

God Bless!

Dave
 
Dave Slayer said:
Hello everyone, just letting you all know I will not be participating at the forums for a week. I need to take a break. I will return July 31st. See ya'll then!

God Bless!

Dave
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Wore your own self out, huh. Or are you going to South America, to check out the deal we offered you, forget the plane, I'll drive you, are you all packed ? Remember, we will pay you 1 million to stay down there for 30 years. And the good thing is, there is no internet service, so you can't wear yourself out again. :yes :D :) enjoy :salute yourself :wave don't forget to write :wave
 
Have fun in South America Dave! :D. I've heard the VIP group is helping to pay your expenses. :lol
 
And Dave if you don't like South America, I own a house in Antarctica, that you will just love, mail and food and toiletries, are dropped out of a plane once a month, no need for a refrigerator keep your food on the roof. And you can fish right outside your door, just cut a hole in the ice, now ain't that nice. And the best thing, no internet service, so you won't burn yourself out. And we will write you once a month. And you will still get the 1 million for a 30 year stay. We have nothing but love for you brother, my secretary is drawing up a contract right now. Do have a nice trip. :yes :lol :salute :amen I hate to see you go Dave :crying is he gone yet Jo Jo ? Woooooooo Hooooooo :bounce Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah :bday :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :wave don't forget your sunglasses :shades Heeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa :bounce lets get this party started :bday :clap3 :clap2 And look at my baby son when I told him the news.
 
:crying :confused :crying :screwloose

cf.net just aint the same without dave, i want dave back, mommy make him comback please please please

please, ok ,ok,ok

jason
 
Have a nice trip.

During your time off, please pray about the volume of posts you make here and perhaps for some guidance as to what is an appropriate topic while what is just foolishness. I am not trying to be harsh but I for one get tired of all the scrolling I do here on the account of one person.....
 
JoJo said:
I miss him already! Dave, come back! :crying
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sorry, he can't receive your message. He's in a remote part of South America for 30 years, and then he's going to stay at Lewis's house in Antarctica.

If you want you can donate to the "Support Dave Slayer's Holiday Foundation". :D
 
Dave not posting is killing you isn't it Dave you are throwing up all over the place aren't you Dave, you are getting dizzy and you are breaking out in hives, and forming rashes, and your immune system is plummeting isn't it Dave, and you are foaming at the mouth. This the hardest thing that you ever, had to do isn't it. They had to put you on medication didn't they. Don't worry you won't have to be in that straight jacket long. We saw you here the other night, but you did not post, it almost killed you didn't it ?
 
Blazin Bones said:
[quote="Dave Slayer":647ssg2s]... I will return July 31st. See ya'll then!
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Missed us that much?[/quote:647ssg2s]

I think you missed me so much you prayed for my early return. ;)
 
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