I've Lost My Status

[Rollo Tamasi]

What happened?
I'm no longer a guru.
Now I'm a veteran.
What does that mean?
I'm being retired?
I'm being put out to pasture?
Am I really on the way out?
I don't know if I can handle all this.

 

[reba]

you are tuff you can handle it..

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

you are tuff you can handle it..

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

On my way to the Old Veteran's Home.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey Bill, I see you and I see me.
Who else is in the picture?

 

[Edward]

You don't recognize me in the back, rollo?

 

[for_his_glory]

Here........... or if you prefer............. just remember that veterans are suppose to have more wisdom ...........emphasis on the word wisdom

 

[th1b.taylor]

Hey Bill, I see you and I see me.
Who else is in the picture?

On the right forward is Top, the one I tried to put in Leavenworth And the one to the far left, rear is Major Short Arm!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What happened?
I'm no longer a guru.
Now I'm a veteran.
What does that mean?
I'm being retired?
I'm being put out to pasture?
Am I really on the way out?
I don't know if I can handle all this.

It means you can shop at the Commissary.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Yeah tuff...besides being butt ugly too.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

 

[Jethro Bodine]

See, there you go.
You feel better now, don't you?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yeah tuff...besides being butt ugly too.

 

[Malachi]

I don't know if I can handle all this.

Just be thankful you were not demoted to "Novice".

 

[KevinK]

Don't knock it. Now you're eligible for VA benefits.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey Reba!
Give me my benefits!

 

[Mike]

Nothing about veterans. You have to get out! But it doesn't say anything about gurus either, so you shouldn't have been in there in the first place. Quit poking around where you don't belong!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Nothing about veterans. You have to get out! But it doesn't say anything about gurus either, so you shouldn't have been in there in the first place. Quit poking around where you don't belong!

 

[th1b.taylor]

Hey Reba!
Give me my benefits!

No, no, no! Just like the rest of us worms you must spend 6 weeks or better waiting for the DD Form you filled out and mailed in to be answered before you can request an appointment that will allow you to wait fro six months to two years to see a doctor that could give a **** less. You earned these rights, now, exercise them, every one. ;)

 

[reba]