Jonah

[Blev]

The teacher noticed one little girl had a storybook titled, "Jonah and the Whale."
She asked the girl, "Do you believe that story about Jonah and the whale is really true?" The girl replied, "Yes I believe it is true!''
Then the teacher asked, "Can you prove to me that it's the truth?"
She thought a minute and said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher said "What if Jonah isn't in Heaven?"
The girl replied "Then you can ask him!"

:toofunny

 

[Classik]

The teacher noticed one little girl had a storybook titled, "Jonah and the Whale."
She asked the girl, "Do you believe that story about Jonah and the whale is really true?" The girl replied, "Yes I believe it is true!''
Then the teacher asked, "Can you prove to me that it's the truth?"
She thought a minute and said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher said "What if Jonah isn't in Heaven?"
The girl replied "Then you can ask him!"

:toofunny

funny girl. People in heaven can still see hell...can't they?

 

[Blev]

You're so serious. Its a joke.
She's saying the teacher will go to h____.