Knock Knock Jokes

[Relic]

Place all you knock knock jokes here.




Here's one.






Knock knock.


Atheists says: Who's there?


God says: GOD


Atheists says: God who?

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Sinatra!

Sinatra who?

Sinatra be a law!

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Sinbad!

Sinbad who?

Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Heaven!

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you in ages!

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Helena!

Helana who?

Helena hand basket!

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Isaiah!

Isaiah who?

Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Noah!

Noah who?

Noah don't know who you are either!

 

[Blazin Bones]

Masculine Brutus Voice :Knock! Knock!

Girly Brutus Voice: Who's There?

Masculine Brutus Voice: Interupting Cow!

Girly Brutus Voice: Interupt

Girly Brutus Voice: Interu

Girly Brutus Voice: Inter

Girly Brutus Voice: Can

some

one stop

this

cow from in

terupting

me?

 

[Eve777]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you sorry your asked... :-D

 

[Blazin Bones]

Knock

Knock

Who's

there?

Oran

ge

Orange

who?

Orange

you sor

ry your

asked... :-D

I think someone had a beef with your post. 8-) :-D

 

[Judy]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fanny

Fanny who?

These jokes aren't very fanny

 

[Blazin Bones]

Knock

knock

Who's

there?

Fan

ny

Fanny

who?

These

jokes

are

n't

ver

y fanny

I can't quote a joke without having a cow?

 

[stovebolts]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA :
:smt023 :smt117

 

[Eve777]

I almost had a cow but halfway thorugh it turned into a turkey..... :o

 

[Blazin Bones]

I al

most

had a

but half

way thorugh it turn

ed into

a tur

key..... :o

I know how to solve the problem.... :smt068

No more Cow!

 

[evanman]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Your door bell doesn't work!

 

[Eve777]

Thank you for that. I thought I was having de ja vu all over again.....



Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

 

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Bin

Bin Who?

Bin looking for Laden and he ain't nowhere to be found!