GrayJedi_Lightshade
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I find it funny that you can buy the "New Angus Burger" (with bacon) for four dollars, and yet...you can also get four double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu for approx. the same price. America, this is why we love you. XP
Also, something else to make you lol that I thought of myself. You know why they call Hardee's "Hardee's"? Because the food is so heart-stoppin' good. When you eat their 2/3 lb. Monster burger, your heart is like, "*huff puff, huff puff* Dude! What the heck are you doin'?! I can't handle all this! This...this is just too 'hard!'"
*..wait's for a few seconds for the audience to react and belt out laughing.*
Also, get this. No lie. I was on my lunch break and took a trip to Hardee's for yet another 2/3 lb. Monster burger. By this point, "guilty pleasure" is a severe understatement. Anyways, moving on. I pull up to the drive thru menu, and...hangin off the side of the menu, fast food places like to advertise new sandwiches they come out with. I didn't even remember what the name of this sandwich was called, but it looked hideously, succulently delicious (and by succulent, I mean slathered in grease). Even when these ad pics are doctored til Kingdom come with Photoshop, the beef on the burger looked glossy, meaning tons and tons of grease was involved....in a DOCTORED picture for advertisement! Wait...It gets better.
Right on top of the meat, there lay yet more succulently looking mushroomy sauce, no doubt very thick and probably holding the same consistancy of syrup on your Saturday morning pancakes. And..to top it off, keeping in mind that this is no doubt a doctored picture..I then see, in between the sesame seed bun and the gushy brown whatever-flavor sauce, a ridiculous amount of mayonaisse oozing off the top of the sandwich.
Now, if ANYONE tried eating this atrocity, by the time they had their third or fourth bite, the first bite would have reached their artery, and your heart would probably stare at it, and laugh at you for about a few seconds, and say "Naw, man! I ain't havin' this! If you think I'm handling THAT, then you've got something else comin'! You're DONE!"
And thusly, the consumer dies from cardiac arrest.
welcome to America.
*takes bow, leaves stage promptly*
Also, something else to make you lol that I thought of myself. You know why they call Hardee's "Hardee's"? Because the food is so heart-stoppin' good. When you eat their 2/3 lb. Monster burger, your heart is like, "*huff puff, huff puff* Dude! What the heck are you doin'?! I can't handle all this! This...this is just too 'hard!'"
*..wait's for a few seconds for the audience to react and belt out laughing.*
Also, get this. No lie. I was on my lunch break and took a trip to Hardee's for yet another 2/3 lb. Monster burger. By this point, "guilty pleasure" is a severe understatement. Anyways, moving on. I pull up to the drive thru menu, and...hangin off the side of the menu, fast food places like to advertise new sandwiches they come out with. I didn't even remember what the name of this sandwich was called, but it looked hideously, succulently delicious (and by succulent, I mean slathered in grease). Even when these ad pics are doctored til Kingdom come with Photoshop, the beef on the burger looked glossy, meaning tons and tons of grease was involved....in a DOCTORED picture for advertisement! Wait...It gets better.
Right on top of the meat, there lay yet more succulently looking mushroomy sauce, no doubt very thick and probably holding the same consistancy of syrup on your Saturday morning pancakes. And..to top it off, keeping in mind that this is no doubt a doctored picture..I then see, in between the sesame seed bun and the gushy brown whatever-flavor sauce, a ridiculous amount of mayonaisse oozing off the top of the sandwich.
Now, if ANYONE tried eating this atrocity, by the time they had their third or fourth bite, the first bite would have reached their artery, and your heart would probably stare at it, and laugh at you for about a few seconds, and say "Naw, man! I ain't havin' this! If you think I'm handling THAT, then you've got something else comin'! You're DONE!"
And thusly, the consumer dies from cardiac arrest.
welcome to America.
*takes bow, leaves stage promptly*
