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Musa goes for his Interview

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Musa was asked to complete the following questions during an interview:

1) He who fights and run away ------
Musa: Has surrender to the stronger man: he is a coward.

2) A rolling stone ----
Musa: A stone can't roll over except if someone exerts pressure on it. Somone must have given it a push.

3) He who lives in a glass house ----
Musa: Is a rich politician.

4) A stitch in time ----
Musa: Prevents further tear

5) Birds of a feather ----
Musa: They came from the same mama.

6) One good turn ----
Musa: Only a Powerful steering can achieve that.

7) A bird in hand ----
Musa: Barbeque. we have it in abundance in chicken republic.

8) A journey of a thousand miles ----
Musa: None of my business. Where are all the vehicles in the world

9) He who laughs last ----
Musa: Must be mentally deranged. Brain damage. Such a person needs a doctor - this is the beginning of sheer madness.

10) A patient dog ----
Musa: Will die of hunger.

11) All work and no play ----
Musa: BANKING CULTURE! That is typical of banking job

12)Once beaten ----
Musa: Revenge follows.

13) Slow and steady ----
Musa: You will lose the race.

How would you grade Musa? Lol

A facebook update by a friend (modified)
 
3) He who lives in a glass house ----
Musa: Is a rich politician.

4) A stitch in time ----
Musa: Prevents further tear

5) Birds of a feather ----
Musa: They came from the same mama.


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Musa was asked to complete the following questions during an interview:

1) He who fights and run away ------
Musa: Has surrender to the stronger man: he is a coward.

2) A rolling stone ----
Musa: A stone can't roll over except if someone exerts pressure on it. Somone must have given it a push.

3) He who lives in a glass house ----
Musa: Is a rich politician.

4) A stitch in time ----
Musa: Prevents further tear

5) Birds of a feather ----
Musa: They came from the same mama.

6) One good turn ----
Musa: Only a Powerful steering can achieve that.

7) A bird in hand ----
Musa: Barbeque. we have it in abundance in chicken republic.

8) A journey of a thousand miles ----
Musa: None of my business. Where are all the vehicles in the world

9) He who laughs last ----
Musa: Must be mentally deranged. Brain damage. Such a person needs a doctor - this is the beginning of sheer madness.

10) A patient dog ----
Musa: Will die of hunger.

11) All work and no play ----
Musa: BANKING CULTURE! That is typical of banking job

12)Once beaten ----
Musa: Revenge follows.

13) Slow and steady ----
Musa: You will lose the race.

How would you grade Musa? Lol

A facebook update by a friend (modified)
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