My Hearing

[Fish153]

Two men were standing outside of church. The one man turns to the other and says "Could we pray for my hearing?"

Suddenly, Benny Hinn runs in from nowhere and shouts "No need for prayer! BE HEALED! In the name of Jesus be HEALED!!" And he cups his hands over the man's ears and shakes him very hard. "Now my brother, check your ears!" he shouts, "you should be able to hear better than a dog now! The power is upon you!" He shakes the man very hard again and then pushes him to the ground.

The man gets up and says "I'm not sure what all of that was about Mr. Hinn. I was just asking my friend Roger here to pray with me for my "hearing" over at the Los Angeles court on Friday. My ears are fine".

 

[journeymanisnothing]

Did Benny pray over his court case?

 

[Josef]

Did Benny pray over his court case?

Hey All,
No. Not even God can fix the courts.

Keep walking everybody,
May God bless,
Taz

 

[journeymanisnothing]

Hey All,
No. Not even God can fix the courts.

Keep walking everybody,
May God bless,
Taz

God can fix anything,

the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed. Act.16:26 KJV

 

[KV-44-v1]

Hey All,
No. Not even God can fix the courts.

Keep walking everybody,
May God bless,
Taz

A certain person thought something like that, see what happened to his ship.

 

[Prycejosh1987]

I like that. I believe we should pray to God, but also take actions personally. Not just keep asking people to pray for us. Perhaps Rogers friend could make sure he wins his hearing by being prepared, and praying to God himself. Daily.

 

[Fish153]

I like that. I believe we should pray to God, but also take actions personally. Not just keep asking people to pray for us. Perhaps Rogers friend could make sure he wins his hearing by being prepared, and praying to God himself. Daily.

I have to say I am very surprised to read some of the responses made to my "joke". Because that is what it was: a joke. A play on words: hearing ( a court case) vs. hearing (with your ears). It was meant to illicit laughter not to spur an argument about what God can and cannot do, or asking people to pray for us or not. I will not post any more jokes on this board. By the way, has anyone ever seen a hearse hauling a U-haul trailer?