Classik
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The meeting in the animal kingdom ended well. After a light refreshment all animals began to slowly leave the venue. Friends met and greeted one another.
Suddenly, just very close to the exit:
Mouse: 'Hello Dr. mosquito!' the mouse calls
(This mouse is the naturally smelly specie. I forgot the name)
Mouse: 'How you doing?'
Mosquito: 'Mr Mouse! Incredible.'
Both animals greeted each other.
Mouse: 'It's been long.'
Mosquito: 'Yes! I have been in Europe.'
Mouse: 'A kind of migration?'
Other animals gathered around and were listening to the friendly discussion.
Mosquito: 'Not really...my wife is expecting a baby. She schools in Germany.
Suddenly, the mouse looked at his friend with a puzzled look.
Mosquito: 'Now what? What is that face?' he asked surprised.
Mouse: 'Are you really a man?'
Mosquito: 'Yeah - we are men. We are in our early fifties. Why do you ask?' he said embarrassed.
The other animals drew closer.
Mouse: 'Actually, you are so diminished and tiny to really be a man,' he said mockingly. 'You are infinitesimally tiny. You are a sub-atomic particle.'
Mosquito bent his head in shame. He was close to tears.
Mosquito: 'That is my nature.'
Mouse: 'I know,' he said, with a guffaw of mockery. 'You call yourself an adult - yet you are this tiny. I wonder how much smaller babies are in your community. Maybe we need a microscope to view your babies.' :biglol
With the statement, Mr. mouse began to walk away. His friend looked at him and shook his head in distaste.
Mosquito: 'Mouse!' he called.
Mr. mouse looked back and gragually began to swagger towards his friend.
Mosquito: 'I have a question,' he said with a smile.
Mouse: 'Yeah?' he said in a drawl. 'I'm listening, tiny.'
Thousands of animals gathered around the two friends.
Mosquito: 'Are you dead or alive?' he asked confidently.
Mouse: 'I am alive of course!' He smiled mockingly. 'I just spoke to you some couple of secods ago. I am still talking to you. I am alive. An inanimate thing does not talk.' He careened about, arms spread wide apart in an emphatic gesture.
Mosquito: 'I don't think so,' Dr. mosquito retorted.
Mouse: 'I am!'
Mosquito: 'You are alive - yet you smell like crazy. You are alive - yet you stink!' He laughed and went on. 'You claim to be alive...That's alright. If you are alive and you smell like this...I wonder how much more putrid dead mice are in your community.'
You see that. No one is perfect!
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Suddenly, just very close to the exit:
Mouse: 'Hello Dr. mosquito!' the mouse calls
(This mouse is the naturally smelly specie. I forgot the name)
Mouse: 'How you doing?'
Mosquito: 'Mr Mouse! Incredible.'
Both animals greeted each other.
Mouse: 'It's been long.'
Mosquito: 'Yes! I have been in Europe.'
Mouse: 'A kind of migration?'
Other animals gathered around and were listening to the friendly discussion.
Mosquito: 'Not really...my wife is expecting a baby. She schools in Germany.
Suddenly, the mouse looked at his friend with a puzzled look.
Mosquito: 'Now what? What is that face?' he asked surprised.
Mouse: 'Are you really a man?'
Mosquito: 'Yeah - we are men. We are in our early fifties. Why do you ask?' he said embarrassed.
The other animals drew closer.
Mouse: 'Actually, you are so diminished and tiny to really be a man,' he said mockingly. 'You are infinitesimally tiny. You are a sub-atomic particle.'
Mosquito bent his head in shame. He was close to tears.
Mosquito: 'That is my nature.'
Mouse: 'I know,' he said, with a guffaw of mockery. 'You call yourself an adult - yet you are this tiny. I wonder how much smaller babies are in your community. Maybe we need a microscope to view your babies.' :biglol
With the statement, Mr. mouse began to walk away. His friend looked at him and shook his head in distaste.
Mosquito: 'Mouse!' he called.
Mr. mouse looked back and gragually began to swagger towards his friend.
Mosquito: 'I have a question,' he said with a smile.
Mouse: 'Yeah?' he said in a drawl. 'I'm listening, tiny.'
Thousands of animals gathered around the two friends.
Mosquito: 'Are you dead or alive?' he asked confidently.
Mouse: 'I am alive of course!' He smiled mockingly. 'I just spoke to you some couple of secods ago. I am still talking to you. I am alive. An inanimate thing does not talk.' He careened about, arms spread wide apart in an emphatic gesture.
Mosquito: 'I don't think so,' Dr. mosquito retorted.
Mouse: 'I am!'
Mosquito: 'You are alive - yet you smell like crazy. You are alive - yet you stink!' He laughed and went on. 'You claim to be alive...That's alright. If you are alive and you smell like this...I wonder how much more putrid dead mice are in your community.'
You see that. No one is perfect!
(
! You are free to contribute)
