One Liners - Jokes.

[GodsGrace]

I'm saying that is what they would say. We all know it's crap

OH.

 

[Wrg1405]

OH.

As we say over here , crap in crap out

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

In Naples, Italy, they go to MacDonalds and laugh at the fake food.
But Naples also has the real pizza, the kind the best places in America try to compete with.
But that pizza changes as you go around the country.

 

[GodsGrace]

In Naples, Italy, they go to MacDonalds and laugh at the fake food.
But Naples also has the real pizza, the kind the best places in America try to compete with.
But that pizza changes as you go around the country.

What year are you talking about?
Not now.
Kids and young families love McDonald's.
There's one even one block away from the Opera Theater in Paris. I know Paris isn't in Italy OK!
If Naples has good pizza, I might have to make a trip. I was there 3 years ago and I can't remember this.
Maybe they just don't know how to make it here?
Could some Napoletano come and teach a Toscano how to make good pizza?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

What year are you talking about?
Not now.
Kids and young families love McDonald's.
There's one even one block away from the Opera Theater in Paris. I know Paris isn't in Italy OK!
If Naples has good pizza, I might have to make a trip. I was there 3 years ago and I can't remember this.
Maybe they just don't know how to make it here?
Could some Napoletano come and teach a Toscano how to make good pizza?

Yeah, I'll send my wife right over.

 

[GodsGrace]

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Who's hungry?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

What year are you talking about?
Not now.
Kids and young families love McDonald's.
There's one even one block away from the Opera Theater in Paris. I know Paris isn't in Italy OK!
If Naples has good pizza, I might have to make a trip. I was there 3 years ago and I can't remember this.
Maybe they just don't know how to make it here?
Could some Napoletano come and teach a Toscano how to make good pizza?

My wife said she is looking forward to teaching you some good Nepolitan food, ho[ping you can teach her some Tuscan food.

 

[GodsGrace]

My wife said she is looking forward to teaching you some good Nepolitan food, ho[ping you can teach her some Tuscan food.

When is this happening?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

When is this happening?

We'll be over in may or June.

 

[GodsGrace]

We'll be over in may or June.

OK!

 

[th1b.taylor]

the very best Pizza ever made was made at a stone over at a sidewalk stand next to the gate at our Kassern in Frankfurt by a Sicilian man. That was 1964 and 5.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

 

[GodsGrace]

the very best Pizza ever made was made at a stone over at a sidewalk stand next to the gate at our Kassern in Frankfurt by a Sicilian man. That was 1964 and 5.

Maybe the best pizza is down south? Wish I could go check it out.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

the very best Pizza ever made was made at a stone over at a sidewalk stand next to the gate at our Kassern in Frankfurt by a Sicilian man. That was 1964 and 5.

Sounds good Bill.
I salute that man.

 

[th1b.taylor]

When he began laying the stone everybody watched him very closely because the Russians were always trying something. But he built, with a permit, an oven about three foot by four foot and he fired it with wood. It was absolutely the best I ever ate, anywhere and I love one thing about New York and that is their Pizza but the little man beat them hands down.

 

[Edward]

A good Wife will always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

 

[GodsGrace]

MacDonald's has it all over MacAntonio's pizza parlor.

Wait. I'm sleepy. Does this mean that McDonald's is better or worse?
I think I answered you incorrectly.
Am I going to jail?

 

[Edward]

Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions...

 

[Edward]

My wife said to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So I got drunk.

I did marry miss right though, I just didn't know her first name was Always...