Jethro Bodine
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- Wait for a fly to have landed
- Slowly place your hands palms toward each other near the fly to enclose like you have built fences out of your hands -- close, but not close enuf to make the fly jump up and fly away
- Slap / Clap your hands together. BUT as you do don't clap straight above the fly (compensate for their predicted backward jump direction)
- Draw your hands backward from the direction the fly's face is pointed
- Kill the fly with your death stroke in the kill zone - the fly will jump backward and upward to your targeted position.
They jump into the kill zone; just above and behind where the were when they sensed their impending doom.
This I will have to fly, I mean try.Do you know the exceptional method for killing flies?
I learned as a youngster somewhere, maybe my dad told me, I dunno, but I learned that flies jumped backwards as they took off. So what you do, is:
- Wait for a fly to have landed
- Slowly place your hands palms toward each other near the fly to enclose like you have built fences out of your hands -- close, but not close enuf to make the fly jump up and fly away
- Slap / Clap your hands together. BUT as you do don't clap straight above the fly (compensate for their predicted backward jump direction)
- Draw your hands backward from the direction the fly's face is pointed
- Kill the fly with your death stroke in the kill zone - the fly will jump backward and upward to your targeted position.
They jump into the kill zone; just above and behind where the were when they sensed their impending doom.
BANG(!) dead fly number 103 of 127 and counting! That's a record. Call Guinness, I wanna beer! But not before I wash and sanitize my hands. YECH!
I did. He took straight off forward, not backward.This I will have to fly, I mean try.
Who, me or Edward?I will sue you all for my Sabbath Day business
I'm pretty sure any day now this thread is gonna take off big time. And I mean big time.Your "flavorite fry" video was down on page 3...
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But our now locked 'Sabbath Day business'is locked in deed under yours on page 3 (before this bump)
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This is the best I can do right now, lol.Do you have a slow motion video of a fly getting hit with a fly swatter?