Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

[reba]

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysReally? Ya think?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

---------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after DeathNo-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!----------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!----------------------------------------------------------------
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on to something!------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
----------------------------------------------------------Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge! ----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!---------------- ---------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High SchoolDropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
******************************************* And the winner is....Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?***************************************************
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

 

[TOG]

I emailed these to a friend of mine and and this is part of his reply.

When my sister got back from vacation she told me “ I saw 3 alligators playing golf.”

The TOG​

 

[Deborah13]

I emailed these to a friend of mine and and this is part of his reply.

The TOG​

Were they wearing plaid knickers?

 

[jasonc]

I will have to think of some. im sure I can come with some of those.

 

[TOG]

Were they wearing plaid knickers?

She didn't say, but it would have been an interesting sight.

The TOG​

 

[jasonc]

I actually have seen that sign. its on the route I do that has the southern most beach golf course. also has the sign , dolphin observation point.

 

[Paul1965]

I emailed these to a friend of mine and and this is part of his reply.

The TOG​

Were they wearing Lacoste Golf attire?

 

[Lady Terra]

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
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I am in a Technical Skills Writing Classes. This was funny.