Back in the deep ,deep forests of Africa there lived a 10 year old boy by the name of Goliwog. Goliwog Was the average type of kid he loved playing with his other friends and eating cheese. However Goliwog had one bad habbit he used to always stay up late past his bedtime….
One night at 11 o’clock Goliwog decided he was to awake to sleep so he went out side to play, He didn’t want to get in trouble for being up so late so he decided to play away from the house. Goliwog was having so much fun running around in circles but after an hour or so Goliwog realised that he had ran so far away from home that he had become lost. He soon became so frightened that he ran in a straight line and fell off a cliff! Poor Goliwog…..
Goliwog was so sad his legs had gotten trapped between a wedge in a tree and he was stuck there on a cliff hanging upside down, If only he had of gone to bed on time. However after a while Goliwog got to enjoy life on the tree. It was so peaceful no one to tell you to go to bed. The birds fed him be the way, they were so nice. Sometimes they even brought him cheese. Goliwog was beginning to love his life until…..
One night at 11:45 a little girl named polliwog stayed up past her bed time. She too stayed away from her house and accidently came across goliwog. Poliwog not knowing what goliwog really wanted pulled him out of the ledge and saved him. By now because goliwog had been hanging upside down for so long his arms and legs had become deformed his hair was long he was tall and lanky!
But even worse then that Goliwog became so mad at polliwog that he ate her alive! Goliwog went mad he was furious! And from that day on Goliwog went around eating little children that stayed up past there bed time, especial children that ate cheese.
Parents soon became so worried that they devised a plan to stop the evil goliwog man. They baked Minnie cookies of the goliwog man and told there children to stay away from a deformed freak that look like this. The only problem was the Kids kept eating the cookies They ate them so much that they were soon in the markets and shops all over the world…
Goliwog later on vomited polliwog back up he then decided that she was so beautiful that he married her. And they had lots of little goliwogs who also had there share of children that stayed up past there bed time
And so little children whenever you eat a goliwog cookie remember to always go to bed on time and whatever you do don’t eat cheese.
