Raking Leaves

[Jesse]

please do.

Great!

I'll bring fuel and the matches, too.

 

[jasonc]

Great!

I'll bring fuel and the matches, too.

NO, need, I have plenty of things to burn in my burn pit. a few che books, a few books by Obama, and also other liberal progranda.

 

[Jesse]

NO, need, I have plenty of things to burn in my burn pit. a few che books, a few books by Obama, and also other liberal progranda.

Oh! You remind me jasonc, I'll bring my entire collection of "Bringing in Communism".

So we're not burning TOG?

 

[jasonc]

Oh! You remind me jasonc, I'll bring my entire collection of "Bringing in Communism".

So we're not burning TOG?

we can do that but we must get him hot enough to ignite and stay light for hours. no evidence of him must remain.

 

[Jesse]

we can do that but we must get him hot enough to ignite and stay light for hours. no evidence of him must remain.

He's a penguin, how hard could that be?

Have you ever eaten penguin? Maybe we could forego the marshmallows in favor of it.

 

[Kathi]

Please do not forget the Hebrew National.No penguin meat thankyouverymuch.

 

[TOG]

Quick - get the duct tape and Velcro, we've got a kid to restrain.....

The TOG​

 

[jasonc]

He's a penguin, how hard could it be?

we could just cook him, Cheyenne and company will just chew the bones, and what isn't edible can be left for the vultures. they gotta eat too. and its all green.

 

[Jesse]

Please do not forget the Hebrew National.

Does that mean we have to bring Hebrew hotdogs?

Jason, could you enlighten us on the Hebrew meat selection?

 

[Kathi]

Hey!!!they are Kosher.

 

[Jesse]

we could just cook him, Cheyenne and company will just chew the bones, and what isn't edible can be left for the vultures. they gotta eat too. and its all green.

Excellent!

I believe I heard Willie T say he chews the meat and spits out the bones one time, maybe we should invite him along so make sure we're on the right track.

 

[jasonc]

Does that mean we have to bring Hebrew hotdogs?

Jason, could you enlighten us on the Hebrew meat selection?

lol. she likes kosher Hot Dogs. that is what Hebrew national sells.

Rueben, and any other kosher meat that is allowed in the bible can be used.

 

[Jesse]

The TOG​

Wait! This ruins our plans! We're discussing a penguin not a real kid!

 

[Jesse]

lol. she likes kosher Hot Dogs. that is what Hebrew national sells.

Rueben, and any other kosher meat that is allowed in the bible can be used.

How does penguin become kosher?

 

[jasonc]

How does penguin become kosher?

we are gentiles, buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

 

[Jesse]

we are gentiles, buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

OK, that's good because you're right, this penguin meat is delicious.

 

[TOG]

Hey!!!they are Kosher.

Uh... I'm not sure I like where this is going... Why are you... What are you doing with that match... Stand back, or I'll shoot!

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

How does penguin become kosher?

You do not want to know...

 

[Kathi]

Uh... I'm not sure I like where this is going... Why are you... What are you doing with that match... Stand back, or I'll shoot!

The TOG​

No thanks....

 

[jasonc]

there is a restaurant here called Burp!