Darthvicky6
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- Oct 28, 2009
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Alright so here are three Jokes that will totally take your friends by surprise ;p
1. (This is a knock knock joke, take caution)
You: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
You: The Interupting Cow!
Person: The Inter.. You: MOOOOO!!!
My only regret is that I cannot actually give the full impact of the joke here..because its all words..no sounds. Blah. Still though, its hilarious.
2.(Another knock knock joke thats not so traditional)
You: Okay so I like have this totally new knock knock joke but I'm going to need you to start it off..
Person: Um, Okay, Knock Knock..
You: (sheepish grin) whos there?
Person:...
You: (laughs hard)
(makes the person feel pretty stupid, its worked a few times with my friends haha its really funny to see their expressions)
3. Okay this one you might have heard of..
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person: Reh Peat
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person: Reh Peat
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person:....Reh Peat?(see the pattern we've got going. It might take them a few minutes to figure out whats going on haha..)
Okay so here are a few other pretty funny jokes:
- Two men walk into a bar. One ducks and the other falls.
Q:Why did the Cow cross the road?
A: Because the Chicken was off duty. (my brother made that one up haha)
And last but not least....
What is the difference between a Chicken and a Grape?
....they are both purple except for the chicken.
rofl
1. (This is a knock knock joke, take caution)
You: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
You: The Interupting Cow!
Person: The Inter.. You: MOOOOO!!!
My only regret is that I cannot actually give the full impact of the joke here..because its all words..no sounds. Blah. Still though, its hilarious.
2.(Another knock knock joke thats not so traditional)
You: Okay so I like have this totally new knock knock joke but I'm going to need you to start it off..
Person: Um, Okay, Knock Knock..
You: (sheepish grin) whos there?
Person:...
You: (laughs hard)
(makes the person feel pretty stupid, its worked a few times with my friends haha its really funny to see their expressions)
3. Okay this one you might have heard of..
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person: Reh Peat
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person: Reh Peat
You: Okay there were two brothers sitting on a fence. One was called Peat and the Other Reh Peat. Peat fell off so who's left?
Person:....Reh Peat?(see the pattern we've got going. It might take them a few minutes to figure out whats going on haha..)
Okay so here are a few other pretty funny jokes:
- Two men walk into a bar. One ducks and the other falls.
Q:Why did the Cow cross the road?
A: Because the Chicken was off duty. (my brother made that one up haha)
And last but not least....
What is the difference between a Chicken and a Grape?
....they are both purple except for the chicken.
rofl
:D 
