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Run on sentance game

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...because when he was watching TV earlier that day...
 
he rejoiced as chabad tv teaching and jumped for joy about teaching in shemot on the shabat and hit his shin agaisnt
 
lol, and fell and hit the tv stand which broke his tibia upon impact.
 
...while his cat bounced around the room a couple of times and finally landed...
 
...which made Stovebolts wish he was on a Caribbean cruise instead, and ........
 
...but then he realized that cruise was out of the closet so he...
 
...his dress suit was pressed because he might be sitting at the Captain's Table with none other than...
 
...who was stuck in suspended animation because...
 
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