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Run on sentance game

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...about 5 miles, since nobody knew what the black light meant...
 
....those at the front of the rather lengthy queue thought that maybe it meant a funeral procession was headed that way, but alas & alack, those drivers ......
 
...didn't realize that the black light really meant...
 
....to turn around and go home without passing "Go" and collecting $200, and.....
 
...if they run into any South African flag colored lights...
 
...and, while waiting, get a Euchre tournament started so that............
 
...those playing the world cup or watching it would applaud Messi's, Neymars, and Alexis' etc goals as men of the World Cup match...
 
...where Messi today weaved past 4 defenders to score while a spectator in the crowd pointed skywards and exclaimed ...
 
..."that goal should be declared invalid because it was too messy"...
 
....and the spectator was cheered for his brave words, because..............
 
... and so he thought maybe Yahweh could intervene for him and disallow the goal but...
 
...while reading 1 Timothy, he came across a verse that says "bodily exercise profiteth little", so he decided to forget about sports take up knitting instead...
 
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