Something funny happened in church today.

[Leah781]

Today in church I was sitting next to two little girls and their mother. The husband who usually comes to church with them was absent today. The little girl sitting next to me says " Daddy is not here today because he had surgery" I asked her if he was okay. She said " Daddy is ok he had surgery because we aren't going to have anymore babies." I had to hold back from laughing. Her mother was a bit red in the face.
Out of the mouth of babes,you never know what they are going to say. Leave it to a little kid to announce that her father just had a vasectomy!

 

[Christ_empowered]

hehe...sterilization has never been so amusing...

 

[Deborah13]

This is rather how a conversation went....
When my daughter was 4 she asked if we were going to have anymore babies. I told her no we can't have anymore babies. Why not? Because Daddy had an operation so he can't make anymore babies.
She thought about that a minute and said, oh, Daddy is gelded.

 

[Pizza]

See, my parents would have never told me what the surgery was. And, in fact, my boys would have been 11 and 12 when I had mine done - and not a word was spoken to them about it.

Of course, my oldest, even at 11, was not the kid to tell much to - he was too much the joker.
Odd, since my youngest would be the one to ask questions and be curious.

The boys had such different personalities. Still do.

 

[JohnD]

I don't know. How funny would it have been if mommy were absent and the child said she had surgery and we won't be having babies anymore?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

She thought about that a minute and said, oh, Daddy is gelded.

Yes, darling, he is, but that happened many years ago through Mommy's nagging criticism.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Anybody who has had a vasectomy knows you don't eat the frozen bags of vegetables from the freezer for about a week after the procedure. For two reasons: 1) They're being used for another purpose, and 2) because they're being used for another purpose.

 

[Deborah13]

I'm just going to have to find some husband jokes!

'As the Deer' especially when performed by Joshua James

 

[Leah781]

Anybody who has had a vasectomy knows you don't eat the frozen bags of vegetables from the freezer for about a week after the procedure. For two reasons: 1) They're being used for another purpose, and 2) because they're being used for another purpose.

Yes, I remember my husband using a bag of frozen peas. My son was 3 years old and the only thing we said is don't jump on daddy's lap, he's not feeling well and you will hurt him.

 

[Pizza]

Odd, I HATED The procedure, it didnt' hurt but the uncomfortable feeling of the pulling and tugging made me uncomfortable.

However, I had no pain at all after. Lucky, I guess - since I am a "pain sissy".

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Odd, I HATED The procedure, it didnt' hurt but the uncomfortable feeling of the pulling and tugging made me uncomfortable.

However, I had no pain at all after. Lucky, I guess - since I am a "pain sissy".

All I remember was counting backwards from 10, getting to about 7, I think, and then waking up five minutes later passing gas in the recovery area. The five minutes I thought had passed was actually a couple of hours or something like that.

 

[Pizza]

I was awake for mine. Took about 15-20 minutes.