Ezekiel once ate a scroll. But I wouldn't recommend eating your bible.
Well. I mean, you can, spiritually. Jesus is bread. I just don't recommend eating the physicality of the bible.
On the other hand, you have different fingers. And I'm tired.
You can read 5 psalms and 1 proverb and be through both in 30-some days.
There are some bible devotional apps. Add a little Spurgeon. And you can do your own devotionals by yourself with the SOAP Method which I think I got from the
Divine Mentor.
(S)cripture (O)bserve (A)pplication (P)rayer.
Quick example
(S)Psalm 23:1 The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
(O) The Lord knows our needs, thus we should never "want" or be in need.
(A) How can I apply? I don't need that extra hamburger, I don't need that money I'm playing the lottery for, I don't need the girl I covet with my lustful heart.
(P) Thank you Father of Lights, you are our shepherd. You fulfill us completely through Jesus Christ. You know our needs, and bestow peace to our hearts. Glory to your name for ever. Amen.
Check out
http://openbible.info/topics for devotional topics. You can search any topics you want from "apples" to "zealous".