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The All New "Great Quotes" Thread!

"I'm being very clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?"
-The Doctor (Doctor Who) my favorite TV show :)
 
Seth Meyers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

"Donald Trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks. Though unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken."

To President Obama: "When you were sworn in, you looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials. Now you look like Louis Gosset Sr. I've never said this to anyone, but maybe you should start smoking again."

"Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. If you're at the Washington Post table with Trump and you can't finish your entree, don't worry, the fox will eat it."
 
"USA! USA! USA!"

43,000 jubilant fans at yesterday's Phillies-Mets game, as the news broke out that Osama bin Ladin is dead.

Cameras showed a bewildered Mets batter asking an equally confused umpire what was gong on, while fans in the stands called down the news to the Philles coaching staff.
 
Vince said:
"USA! USA! USA!"

43,000 jubilant fans at yesterday's Phillies-Mets game, as the news broke out that Osama bin Ladin is dead.

Cameras showed a bewildered Mets batter asking an equally confused umpire what was gong on, while fans in the stands called down the news to the Philles coaching staff.
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Ditto...that's my hometown...philly fans made me proud!
 
35% of Americans believe in a literal Hell, and 61% of Americans believe that is where Bin Laden is right now.
 
The Bible was written to show us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go. - Cardinal Baronius, circa 1598

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God does not play dice. - Albert Einstein

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
 
"I'm all right!"

Vince, getting up after falling one meter onto concrete, not realizing that he had a broken arm.
 
"If every responsible citizen in America would shoot one crook, we would cut the crime rate in half."

Archie Bunker
 
QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!

And, yes, it is genuine!

June 3, 2011

Asked by a reporter if she knew who Paul Revere was, Sarah Palin replied:

"He who warned, uh, the British..."
 
Courage is the most important of the virtues, because without courage you can't practice any other virtue consistently.
 
Sinners are supposed to sin that's what they do. It is for the apathy of the saint's that the nations are crushed. ---Pastor Tony Evans.
 
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