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The All New "Great Quotes" Thread!

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Yogi Berra
 
Vince said:
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Yogi Berra
I think you're taking the wrong train with the Philles, Vince. :D :P
 
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Yogi Berra
 
Yogi quipped that his epitaph will read "It's over" — a reference to the quip "It ain't over 'till it's over," which is often attributed to him.
 
Tomorrow night is another day.

Yogi Berra
 
I never said half the things I said.

Yogi Berra
 
"...there the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard 'round the world."

235 years ago this morning, the American Revolution began. Defeated at Lexington, the Americans retreated to Concord, where they defeated the British and became legends.
 
If they don't want to come to the ball park, how can you stop them?

Yogi Berra
 
Isn't it about time this was re-named the All new "Mediocre Yogi Berra Quotes" thread? :gah
 
ProphetMark said:
Isn't it about time this was re-named the All new "Mediocre Yogi Berra Quotes" thread? :gah

We can't. They're not all new, and they are great quotes, not mediocre.

It is difficult to find someone with a brain like that of Yogi Berra.
 
"I have never met a rebellious woman who wasn't a liar, and I have never met a lying woman who wasn't a rebel. I just can't explain why."

Vincent Massi
 
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Yogi Berra
 
The future ain't what it used to be.

Yogi Berra
 
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping.

Yogi Berra
 
For the word is dialectical in itself and at the same time is integrated into the whole of existence. By this I mean that the word is intended to be lived. - Jacques Ellul
 
When you strip away everything
(reason and conscience mind),
At the core you will find
Dignity; the battle between
Humility and pride. When
You strip away dignity, humility
Or pride wins.

poohbag
 
I think they just got through marinating the greens.


Yogi Berra, on his performance after playing a poor golf game.
 
Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died.

Yogi Berra
 
They is figamentations of your imaginaticans.

Popeye, lecturing Olive Oyle about ghosts.
 
We have a good time together, even when we're not together.

Yogi Berra
 
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