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The All New "Great Quotes" Thread!

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be

Yogi Berra
 
His wife Carmen asked where he would like to be buried, and Yogi replied:



Surprise me!
 
"The problem is in the part of your brain that handles intelligence."

Dogbert's Tech Support
 
You can observe a lot by watching.

Yogi Berra
 
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

Yogi Berra
 
"Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf."


Yogi Berra, when asked why Johnny Bench hit more home runs than he did.
 
Speaking of the phabulous Phillies and Australia's national team, the New York Yankees:

Both teams are in first place in their divisions. We just might have a repeat of last year's World Series.
 
Australia's national team? Our team is the Australian Cricket team. :)

But everyone NY is the best place in the US....:D (that is the only reaosn I go for them :D)
 
"NY is the best place in the US."

Man, you can tell this guy has never been in the US.
 
[quote="Man, you can tell this guy has never been in the US.[/quote]
that's how I see it based on my experience...


















....which is physiclally non-existant. :D

But based on my favourite places where I live, and from people that have been there, I'm saying New York.
 
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Yogi Berra
 
I don't think you're lying; I just need to make sure you're telling me the truth.

Matt Dillon
 
Yogi Berra is 85 years old today.

Happy birthday to one of America's greatest philosophers.
 
Seriously, Nick, if you were forced to spend ten minutes reading the works of some great philosopher, who would be more interesting than Yogi Berra?
 
Vince said:
Seriously, Nick, if you were forced to spend ten minutes reading the works of some great philosopher, who would be more interesting than Yogi Berra?
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The Apostle Paul. But he was more than that.
 
No good, Nick. Paul was not a philosopher.

Has anyone noticed that people rarely quote some ancient philosopher on this thread? It is great thinkers like Yogi Berra whose powerful minds influence the masses.
 
They wouldn't print it in a comic book if it weren't true, would they?

Jethro Bohdeen
 
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.

Yogi Berra
 
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